When the Reverend William Archibald Spooner inventedĀ the spoonerism, or whatever he did (used one for the first time) he couldn’t possibly have imagined he’d have the Manchester United legends and ex-pros of the footballing world champing at the bit to see if they had made it into the all time ULTIMATE! United All Time Spoonerism XI.
He’d have probably said something like we were balking tollocks or shouting spite. What a card he might have been hey! We can only imagine what he might have said. Lhat a Wegend!
Spoonerism fans the world over have been anxiously anticipating this, pestering the Bifurcated offices with numerous emails and phone calls trying to get the scoop.
So, lets get on with it. Rum Droll please, Gere he wo…
Every team of spoonerisms needs a solid spoonerism for a goalie and who better than Bary. A great stop shopper. Seaction raves are his speciality. Heat Grands and densible sistribution.
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The perfect spoonerism at right back with the added bonus of summing this whole thing up.
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Hard in and on the tackle *fner, fner*. Spoonerisms can be cheeky.
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Always reliable when ‘called’ on, and *chortle* now has a “girl’s name”. You couldn’t make it up, unless we just had with a spoonerism.
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Sounds like someone’s got a job in the 19th century digging out ditches. Luckily he’s a defender in the spoonerism XI, so he doesn’t have to actually do that job. Hooray for the spoonerism!
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Not the strongest of spoonerism players but we imagined a posh florist. That means nothing. Spoonerisms!
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Bicky as in short for biscuit and Nutt as in nut … ginger nuts. Laugh we thought we’d never start. My friend Paul would love this because of this one time … oh, you had to be there. Spoonerisms are great fun!
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A spicey batch with a hippie. You’re welcome spoonerism fans.
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Heh, he’s Krian (‘Cryin’) and someone’s did a bidd (‘Bid’) on it. Awesome spoonerism dude!
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Sounds like this spoonerism could be taken to Dragon’s Den or not!
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One for the teenage up and coming spoonerism fans of the future, but seriously don’t try this at home kids!
Here’s a totally pointless pitch thing of how they’d line up against another teams of spoonerisms. In the Lampions Cheague maybe?!
NYE FOR BOW!