United vs Reading

How many times do we have to play Reading in a season? Have we entered a parallel Universe, whereby we’re actually in the Scottish Prem? We must have played Reading at least eleventy million times already.

As I’ve said before I don’t have any time for Reading, which is handy, cus I can copy and paste exactly what I said before one of the other times we’ve played them: not only do they actively employ Jason Robo-berts the humanoid sent from the future to play football in basic algorithms – ripping the beauty out of it from the inside; there’s also their sponsors which bring out the inverted snob in me (let’s not go there again). AND though Brian McDermott has now been sacked I still have residual feelings regarding him looking the spit of my Uncle Claude, who has recently become a Jehovah’s Witness, something I hold Reading entirely responsible for.

The Prem season is over and not even the most cautious of United fans can seriously suggest otherwise. I hope we rest RVP, in an attempt to have him fit for the Chelsea cup match. Same goes for a few others who need a bit of a break.

Prediction: 2-0

Goals: Rooney 2

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