City 2 - 3 United

City 2 – 3 United

When it was 2-0 we were all like oh no this is so sad I want to legit kill myself and die and then when we won 2-3 we were all like omg. Here’s 5 things we learned from the derby that defined a generation:   1. Bahahahahahaha City you abso shower of cunts. 2. […]

United 1 - 2 City

United 1 – 2 City

Who knew City were better than us? Shut the fuck up. I didn’t ask your opinion.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Blue Planet 2 is a bit preachy. 2. I thought we were beaten by a team better than us at the minute. The league should really put together a table of team’s […]

City 0 - 0 United

City 0 – 0 United

Another game and another drawing to death of the opposition. And football. M0-0urinho more like. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. 0-0 is half as good as 1-1. 2. See 3 and 4 for Tom’s thoughts on Fellaini. 3. More like Maro can you leave our football club Fellaini !! 4. But seriously he is […]

EFLC: United 1 - 0 City

EFLC: United 1 – 0 City

If you want to learn that beating City is loads better than losing to City, and that Herrera is really spoiling us (lol, like the chocolate advert. You fuck off and get new jokes), and that well known raconteur and Royal correspondent Paul Gunning had this to say, “If ‘Antonio Valencia actually has a left […]

United vs. City

United vs. City

 (@Benglorious) United are coming off the back of one of their more humiliating league defeats, but the mood amongst the one fan I looked at in the mirror this morning couldn’t be more positive as this is the cup and all hit points are reset to zero. Wouldn’t that mean we were dead? I really […]

United 1 - 2 City

United 1 – 2 City

Now we’re world famous across all 3 continents, after being nominated for the FBAs, we have no time to watch this shit – what with all the after-dinner mints, meating and grating, and opining of Supermarkets. Oooh, ruddy Tescos. Tesno more like. Our PA told us to say lol @ Bravo’s footwork and his ability […]

United vs. City

United vs. City

 FBA-Nominated football blog writer Benno (@Benglorious) It’s Derby time again! That special match that only comes round three, sometimes four or five but no less than two, times a year unless it only happens once. The winners get to make Manchester either red or blue in a tradition that stretches back all the way to the […]

City 0 - 1 United

City 0 – 1 United

The 5 most comprehensive learns you’ll ever learn: Whatevs) didn’t see it. Trevs) me neither. I like the idea of winning though. Jinxevs) same.

City vs. United

City vs. United

 Benno (@Benglorious) Writing your preview second usually means something has gone very, horribly wrong with the time/space continuum. That, or those pricks are just trying to show you up. Or you’re on holiday with very little free time to write what with all the sunbathing and drinking. The time/space continuum is probably the right answer. We’ll […]

United 4 – 2 City

Thought for the day:

Manchester 1 - 0 Manchester

Manchester 1 – 0 Manchester

We at Bifurcated have taken it upon ourselves to create a comprehensive video diary review of this historic Chris Smalling. Click below to view…

United 2013/14 Season Review

United 2013/14 Season Review

Benno (@Benglorious):   The Bobbins:  A Tale of Trying King Alexander had ruled Traffordonia for nearly thirty years.  He was much respected by his enemies and beloved by his people because during his reign the kingdom had flourished, and was the envy of the whole world.  Alexander knew that his time as king was coming […]

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