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EL: Club Bruges vs. United

EL: Club Bruges vs. United

Words lol fuck that tin pot Europe nonces

Chelsea vs. United

Chelsea vs. United

(@Benglorious) I must say I did enjoy the footage of our brave boys playing ping pong with a football in the sun. Really going to help them claw their way back into the champions league spots. Prediction: Martial with a brace using the penhold grip and a ton of topspin. 0-0 United M  (@tom_mcghee) During […]

United vs. Wolves

United vs. Wolves

EFLC: City (3) vs. (1) United

EFLC: City (3) vs. (1) United

   (@tom_mcghee) Can’t do words tonight pals I am too tired from all the masturbating Prediction: Dutch rudder the fuck outta me bro   (@Benglorious) I’m with Tom. Like, we’re in the same place. Wanking too much Prediction: Pass the butter   (@bifurcated_utd) I’ve got a feeling (Woohoo!) that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that […]

(FAC): Tranmere vs. United

(FAC): Tranmere vs. United

(@Benglorious) There’s part of me that knows we will win comfortably like the champions of old unfortunately I left that part in an airport Wetherspoons three years ago Prediction: we’re not doing the 5 preview thing cos I fucked up M  (@tom_mcghee) I knew the magic of the cup would re-unite the three amigos (friends). Sadly, […]

United vs. Burnley

United vs. Burnley

With Marcus Rashford attending manual handling training for company compliance the goals scoring duties will have to be shared between the ghost of Ruud, Andreas from 59 yards, and O.G Here’s 5 things that, like our midfield, aren’t really things at all: 1. Someone pressed delete instead of copy on the WhatsApp group pre-match thoughts, […]

United vs. Liverpool

United vs. Liverpool

As the mighty reds go marching on to glory in all the cups, only Jurgen Klopp and his other reds are standing in our way: Here’s 5 things to look out for: 1. I believe we will learn to love again 2. A drunk will lose a bet (the bet will be ‘I bet we […]

FAC (replay): United vs. Wolves

FAC (replay): United vs. Wolves

United vs. Norwich

United vs. Norwich

EFLC: United vs. City

EFLC: United vs. City

FAC: Wolves 0 - 0 United

FAC: Wolves 0 – 0 United

FAC:  Wolves vs. United

FAC: Wolves vs. United

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