Predictions

United vs. Stoke

United vs. Stoke

  (@Benglorious) Can’t believe Stoke got a new manager today. Really can’t believe Stoke got a new manager at all. All I know about Paul Lambert is that he defeated the Kurgan and tasted that sweet, sweet Quickening. Prediction: It’s a kind of magic. 0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) I am not writing another preview until […]

FAC: United vs. Derby

FAC: United vs. Derby

(@Benglorious) Another Derby match. Let’s hope Andross Townsend behaves in a respectful manner this time unless he wants to wake up on Mourinho’s hotel room floor. Prediction: United to put out a full-strength squad, showing this great competition the respect it deserves. Something Andross Townsend would know nothing about. Lukaku to stay on for one […]

Everton vs. United

Everton vs. United

(@Benglorious) After I celebrated the dawning of the new year with a glass of apple juice and some dry crackers, I am actually looking forward to today’s game. Not having had anything with any flavour in it for the last few days has given me a true appreciation for Jose Mourinho’s approach to football. Here’s to […]

United vs. Southampton

United vs. Southampton

  (@Benglorious) My Christmas was great right up until the time I got a Christmas virus and I made my toilet look like a cheap coffee maker. The agony and frailty I’m experiencing as I type this still makes me feel better than watching the highlights of our last two games. Prediction: May try solid […]

United vs. Burnley

United vs. Burnley

(@Benglorious) It’s Christmas, so why don’t you and Lenny Henry fuck off? Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) Lol. Prediction: 0-0 United   m (@bifurcated_utd) Make us. Prediction: 0-0 United.

Leicester vs. United

Leicester vs. United

(@Benglorious) Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) Prediction: 0-0 United   m (@bifurcated_utd) Literally couldn’t give a fuck. You two that is. I wrote this. Prediction: 0-0 United.

EFL Cup QF: Bristol City vs. United

EFL Cup QF: Bristol City vs. United

  (@Benglorious) YOU SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TEAM Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) Who the fuck are we playing now? Oh wait is it Brighton? Everyone is moaning about a bottle of wine. Prediction: Why don’t you just bum Julia Caesar? 0-0 United   m (@bifurcated_utd) Hey lads! Think you mean WINEing! Prediction: Might do. The […]

West Brom vs. United

West Brom vs. United

  (@Benglorious) Don’t you live in a hotel with Lenny Henry? Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) I can’t do words because Last Jedi spoilers. Prediction: 0-0 United   m (@bifurcated_utd) Can you two sort your company out? I still have no intercepting in my new flat. Ruddy Virgin’s Media. Prediction: Make me. 0-0 United.

United vs. Bournemouth

United vs. Bournemouth

  (@Benglorious) CORAL.  It’s not televised. Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) Are we on telly tonight? Can’t see it anywhere call bullshit. Blue Planet. It’s why we dressed you as a fish for 6 weeks. Haha I didn’t tell you to do it for the HALIBUT! Prediction: 0-0 United   m (@bifurcated_utd) What programme did […]

United vs. City

United vs. City

CL: United vs. CSKA Moscow

CL: United vs. CSKA Moscow

  (@Benglorious) Not doing words because it makes us win. Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) Not doing words out of respect for arsenal actually winning our last game, despite actually losing. Prediction: 0-0 United   m (@bifurcated_utd) Not doing words our of respect for ToActually, yeah cos of the winning thing. Prediction: 0-0 United.

Arsenal vs. United

Arsenal vs. United

  (@Benglorious)   Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) I have done no words as I hate you both.   Infinity War (2018) Looks good. Prediction: I didn’t ask for your life story M8.  m (@bifurcated_utd) I have done no words cos no internet at my new cribizzle for shizzle boisizzles! Prediction: I read between the lines. […]

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