(@bifurcated_utd) Geno just noticed we’re going to be playing Watford yesterday.
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(@Benglorious) Coming off the back of our complete demolition of the completely unpredictable champions, Leicester, United have every right to be completely confident about beating Watford today. I mean, it’s not like they’ve ever beaten us, this season, at Vicarage Road, possibly on the 18th of September 2016. It was a Sunday. Three goals to […]
In a classic case of life imitating art – THAT’S RIGHT!!! WE ARE ART FUCKOS!! – Exactly what us said was gonna happen, actually went and happened, apart from the bit that happened at the end, that we didn’t say would happen exactly. After wrapping up the EPL against Southampton, we have now had our […]
FBA-Nominated Troll Benno (@Benglorious) Elton John Barnes used to play for Watford back in the 8o’s. He left the club in 1987 for places unknown, and this coincided with the Hornets’ eventual fall from top flight football. Luckily for the fans, Watford have got to their thirst fast and are holding and giving but doing it at […]
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! WE’RE GONNA DO A TREBLE!!!! Here’s 5 things we learned about this game/life: i) If you watch the first half and it’s bad actually bad but then have to go out and come home to find it’s 1-0, it’s loads funnier. B) Watford’s mistake was missing all their chances. appendix) Streams are good except […]
n n Benno (@Benglorious) Henry? Jane? Focus? Mondeo? All potential answers to the ultimate question: Watford? *pause for laugh* Thanks, pretty proud of that one. Opposition Summary: Watford play in a vicarage so they always look forward to their away games where they can play on a full-size pitch and their fans can drink something other than […]
Benno (@Benglorious) The season starts with a humdinger of a curtain-raiser as the mighty Watford entertain United at Vicarage Road. Luckily for us, Wayne Rooney CAPTAIN LEADER LEGEND is still England’s leading goalscorer. Even more luckily for us, Wayne Rooney CAPTAIN LEADER LEGEND is poorly so he won’t be playing. Slightly less luckily […]