United 3 - 0 Watford

United 3 – 0 Watford

Brunooooooooooooooooooooo !!

United vs. Watford

United vs. Watford

(@Benglorious) This is gonna be so great. A famous victory, not only for United, but for all mankind. Remember the date. Prediction: World peace brought about by a Jesse Lingard through-ball. 0-0 United.  M  (@tom_mcghee) Watford was created as an urban district under the Local Government Act 1894 and became a municipal borough by grant […]

Watford 2 - 0 United

Watford 2 – 0 United

Danny?! Injured?! No. Way. Ole sign him up. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I’m glad I didn’t try bunch of abso cunts 2. Glad that helped my hangover 3. ffs

Watford vs. United

Watford vs. United

(@Benglorious) Are we playing today? Prediction: Lunch tomorrow I believe M  (@tom_mcghee) Lol I was gonna try and do some today but had to go and buy a suit and Hannas Christmas present lol Prediction: N/A  M (@bifurcated_utd) Prediction: Watfucks given more like

United 2 - 1 Watford

United 2 – 1 Watford

Start of a new error. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Steven Seagal is incredible in Under Siege. 2. Erika Eleniak sure knew how to make an entrance. 3. Remember Yasmin Bleeth as well? Baywatch had its moments. 4. Remember the guy who looked like Mike Phelan who was in it as well? Was that […]

Watford 1 - 2 United

Watford 1 – 2 United

And it seems to me you play your games Like a team in the wind Never fading in the second half When the pain set in And your football will always fall here Along England’s greenest pitches Your team burned out long before Our Lukaku ever will.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Alexis […]



(@Benglorious) I am not doing my dogshit words today cos I am sick and tired of always being upstaged by Brett and his really amazing words. Skip to the end to read Brett’s part, and don’t read this to avoid disappointment. Prediction: You will have already have skipped to the end cos Me and Mcghee. m  (@tom_mcghee) […]

United 1 - 0 Watford

United 1 – 0 Watford

Goodbye Michael Carrick, you were a wonderful … I’m gonna say … midfielder man?!   WOOOOHHHHOOOOOOOO!! NO MORE RUDDY GAMwhat? FA Cup what? FFS.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Didn’t watch it on a stream or even the highlights that’s how little I care now. 2. Agents of SHIELD was lovely, Fitz & […]

United vs. Watford

United vs. Watford

  (@Benglorious) Football’s out for summer Football’s out for ever That last one’s probably not 100% accurate but you have to hand some artistic licence to Mr Cooper, whether you’re hanging with him or not. You also have to give the man some serious credit: he literally has a song for every occasion – when […]

Watford vs. United

Watford vs. United

  (@bifurcated_utd) Geno just noticed we’re going to be playing Watford yesterday.

United 2 - 0 Watford

United 2 – 0 Watford

For want of a nail the shoe was lost. For want of a shoe the horse was lost. For want of a horse the rider was lost. For want of a rider the message was lost. For want of a message the battle was lost. For want of a battle the kingdom was lost. And […]

United vs Watford

United vs Watford

(@Benglorious) Coming off the back of our complete demolition of the completely unpredictable champions, Leicester, United have every right to be completely confident about beating Watford today. I mean, it’s not like they’ve ever beaten us, this season, at Vicarage Road, possibly on the 18th of September 2016. It was a Sunday. Three goals to […]

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