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United vs. Cardiff

United vs. Cardiff

  (@Benglorious) At least when this game is over we can look forward to not hearing about United until next season. Not one single word about how bad the players have been. Nothing about how our rivals have surpassed us easily. Nothing about potential transfers, both in and out. It’s going to be glorious. Prediction: Goals […]

Huddersfield vs. United

Huddersfield vs. United

  (@Benglorious) I think it was Chaucer who first wrote ‘Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin I came to win, battle me, that’s a sin. I won’t ever slack up, punk you better back up’ and to his credit, he was right. I’ve forgotten my point. I hope the others hope I […]

United vs. Chelsea

United vs. Chelsea

  T. Won’t be doing words today pals i legit would rather stick forks in my eyes than write about those cunts. B. Bit harsh on Chelsea. B. Seconded.

United vs. City

United vs. City

(@Benglorious) Sussed. Prediction: That to make sense when you read Tom’s. M  (@tom_mcghee) Can’t be arsed already bored of talking about it with cunts on twitter. Benno do you remember at primary school how Jody brown would always be like ‘ha, sussed’ I’m sure all of Twitter are his children. Also Abso glols at Ed trying […]

Everton vs. United

Everton vs. United

  T. Fuck words today it is too nice outside also I’m watching megamind so far I give it 4/5 capes (my new rating for superhero films). B. I too like Megamind. B. Fourthed.

CL: Barcelona (1) vs. (0) United

CL: Barcelona (1) vs. (0) United

  (@Benglorious) Yet another pivotal night in United’s Champions League history. I don’t know about you, but I’m fed up with all this midweek rigmarole. Hopefully the lads feel the same and make this the last game we have to suffer through for a couple of years. Prediction: A half-hearted, going through the motions performance followed […]

United vs. West Ham

United vs. West Ham

  (@Benglorious) Remember the good times when we won games? Me neither. Prediction: Revenge taken on West Ham’s bus when we lock all the doors and throw it in the canal. Somehow we still lose. 0 – 0 United. M  (@tom_mcghee) I fell asleep on the sofa and forgot about doing words sorry guys and I’m […]

CL: United vs. Barcelona

CL: United vs. Barcelona

(@Benglorious) The Chammm Pyonz. When those famous words are sung, you know it’s one of those electric Champions League nights. Too many drinks and up too early for work the next day, there’s nothing better than pay per view European football on a Tuesday and/or Wednesday evening. I’ve forgotten my point. Prediction: Messi who? Lol – […]

Wolves vs. United

Wolves vs. United

We saw this game last week *spoiler alert* we lost 2-1.

United vs. Watford

United vs. Watford

  Benno (@Benglorious) Henry? Jane? Focus? Mondeo? All potential answers to the ultimate question: Watford? *pause for laugh* Thanks, pretty proud of that one. Opposition Summary: Watford play in a vicarage so they always look forward to their away games where they can play on a full-size pitch and their fans can drink something other than tea […]

FAC: Wolves vs. United

FAC: Wolves vs. United

If we’re writing this prediction after the game, we know it has ended 2-1. Mavericks.

Arsenal vs. United

Arsenal vs. United

(@Benglorious) I am unable. Prediction: Brett will hope to find the last Arsenal preview where he hopes I also said I am unable but will actually find something annoyingly passable as a preview so will just copy and paste from my WhatsApp message where I said I am unable 0 – 0 United. M  (@tom_mcghee) I too am unable tell […]

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