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City vs. United

City vs. United

(@Benglorious) After the amazing news this week of a new Bifurcated baby on the way, we’ve spent all day throwing Brett’s belongings into the dirty street to make room. His complaints that he still had months to go before its arrival fell on deaf ears, and we laughed so hard at his misfortune as we […]

United vs. Jose

United vs. Jose

(@Benglorious) It’s been a while but we’re back, baby. It may be half-hearted and lacklustre but that’s branding for you. It’s all about those clicks and numbers, bro. I could tell you what we’ve been doing during our recent hiatus, but then Paul would know how he lost his blue tick. Love him or hate […]

United vs. Aston

United vs. Aston

  (@Benglorious) Brett’s right.   M  (@tom_mcghee) Benno’s right.   M (@bifurcated_utd) I’m back in the UK, so expect a real long words today. Prediction: Glol.

EL: Astana vs. United

EL: Astana vs. United

United vs. United

United vs. United

  (@Benglorious) 6 wait for it 9 lol like   Prediction: see above M  (@tom_mcghee) I no longer believe in words as a means of communication hereby I will speak only in numbers 4382 12467429 4 !!! Prediction: 0 M (@bifurcated_utd) 666 !! Prediction: 999 !!

United vs. Brighton

United vs. Brighton

  (@Benglorious)   Prediction:  M  (@tom_mcghee)   Prediction:  M (@bifurcated_utd) Thanks for posting words while I am in Edinburgh. Prediction: see above 

EL: United vs. Partizan Belgrade

EL: United vs. Partizan Belgrade

ELC: Chelsea vs. United

ELC: Chelsea vs. United

    (@Benglorious) More dog gifs. Prediction: as above M  (@tom_mcghee) Have we discussed how much fred reminds me of Jar Jar Binks and how racist is that on a scale of Paul to Donald Trump Prediction: Also autocorrect made jar jar banks into jar jar bunks on my phone and that is his name now M (@bifurcated_utd) […]

Norwich vs. United

Norwich vs. United

  (@Benglorious) Something about my pathetic dog.   M  (@tom_mcghee) I would but I have a really good computer game and it honestly seems like more fun to play that also Delia is a blend.   M (@bifurcated_utd) Them pair better do words, or it’s a complete waste of a hashtag Norman joke I’ve had […]

EL: Partizan Belgrade Vs. United

EL: Partizan Belgrade Vs. United

United vs. Liverpool

United vs. Liverpool

  (@Benglorious) Are we words today? M  (@tom_mcghee) You first M (@bifurcated_utd) An essay on the subject. Prediction: big editor man job at The New Statesman. Seems a bit too easy to just write that tbh. Ngl, feels like I’m missing something. 

Newcastle United vs. United

Newcastle United vs. United

  (@Benglorious) It’s telling how bad we are because I suggested we go clothes shopping instead of watching the match. Prediction: Misogyny to finally catch up with my weary bones. My weary bones not caring. 0-0 United, not us United, them United.  M  (@tom_mcghee) Remember back in days of yore when Kev went batshit with […]

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