United vs Southampton

 

First off: so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so pleased Adnan has signed a contract. So pleased I don’t even care if any of this needs commas. Okay, here’s some extras, just in case ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

And so to today’s game…

As the Rooney roadshow – sponsored by David Moyes’ face –  rolls back into town, another piece of my soul flakes off, or floats away, whatever souls do … auras off somewhere else perhaps. I’ve thought about this and I’d definitely rather British Gas was up front in place of Rooney; I don’t know who he is, just trying to be topical, but I still would. There’s a big ol’ list of things that don’t work with Rooney around, but it’s so ol’ and long I’m afraid I’ll use up all the words and all the time IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE! Can’t speak for the unknown bit, don’t know much about it.

Now Moyes has really got to grips with his tactics – Rooney aside – relying on Adnan to score some nice goals, I expect we’ll play Adnan on the left, so he can score some nice goals. And, as its apparent Moyes always wanted to manage a team with Rio and Vidic at the heart of the defence, we’ve got front row seats for the remainder of the season, as his private fantasy plays out all over our goal difference.  Sorry, I like Moyes, but I couldn’t like a whole one (right now).

Southampton have Ricky i.e Lambert and he’s not even their best player. He’s not their worst player either, but probably a bit better than their overall average. Which means they will probably be not quite as good as a team made up entirely of Ricky i.e Lamberts; so, I think we can take ‘em.

Prediction: 2 – 1. Danny with his customary two. Chris Woods to remove his Chris Woods mask, to reveal he was Chris Woods all along.

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