West Brom 1-2 United

This start of the season has come around frighteningly quick. (If you took a recording of me at this point in time every year, you’d probably hear me saying the same thing…that kids is because I’m an old git, this is how I function. I am constantly baffled and at odds with how the world passes me by while I suck on Werthers originals…But what are you recording me for anyway…PERVERT!)

Anyhoooo, if you’re reading this for the first time you will soon come to realise that I never predict anything but a United win. This is because I am biased.

A shock to the system as Odemwhathischops scores. Then Rooney and Young obliterate the onion bag with a couple of early contenders for Goal of the Season.

Hair's to a cracking start!

Hopefully, we will have a bit more of a solid start to the season with the slightly stronger squad we have (obvious statement!).