(@Benglorious) There’s nothing better than a top of the table six-pointer the day before New Year’s Eve. Except for smart water. That shit is tight. Prediction: Goals for all the players who pooped in Jose’s kettle at the Lowry. 11-0 United. M (@tom_mcghee) I am out of the office until Jan 4th. Please […]
(@Benglorious) They should rename Boxing Day as Pooping Day because that’s all I’ve been shifting out that end all morning. From log cabins to rusty water and all the varieties of pebbledash in between, I haven’t even had time to try on all my new socks at once because I’ve been practicing surrealism on […]
(@Benglorious) It’s Christmas, so why don’t you and Lenny Henry fuck off? Prediction: 0-0 United. m (@tom_mcghee) Lol. Prediction: 0-0 United m (@bifurcated_utd) Make us. Prediction: 0-0 United.