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Burnley 0 - 2 United

Burnley 0 – 2 United

It was a triumphant return to the team for Skipper Roo: assisting all United’s attacking endeavours in his own unique way i.e delicate first touch and pace. His goal quite literally could not have been claimed by and credited to anyone else but our loveable Roondawg. Here’s to another 251!! Here’s the 5 things we […]

Burnley vs. United

Burnley vs. United

(@Benglorious) m The last time we played Burnley we had more shots than World War II but couldn’t find the net. I think that makes us Italy in this metaphor, but without the changing teams halfway through because we were losing. m Prediction: Rashford to continue his rise to glory by scoring for the third successive […]

Swansea 1 - 3 United

Swansea 1 – 3 United

United RE-LIT THE MATCH of title challenges, with a ROCKET from Pogba and a couple of SPARKLERS from Zlatan, and a FIRE performance that would have made Guy Fawkes proud. Except they completed what they set out to do. Although in conceding a goal in the second half, they actually were getting quite close to the […]

United 0 - 0 Burnley

United 0 – 0 Burnley

Another day, another 0-0 thrashing dealt out by the Mighty All Blanks! Looking forward to us introducing the Daba before matches, to psyche out opponents. Jose genuinely proved how much he genuinely cares about football by getting himself genuinely sent to the stands for being genuinely angry about the football he still genuinely cares so […]

United vs. Burnley

United vs. Burnley

 (@Benglorious) Vine has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. Vine has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. Vine has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I […]

Footballiversity #2

Multiversity is an ongoing DC comics series written by Grant Morrison. Every month sees a story in a different version of the DC universe (eg the kids of the well-known heroes who have nothing to do because their parents created a utopia where the bad guys can never win) loosely tied around a seemingly haunted […]

United 3 - 1 Burnley

United 3 – 1 Burnley

If the Universe was truly balanced then RVN would jump up behind Martin Keown like an evil clown on acid every time he opened his mouth. Next time he’s on Match of the Day, I’ll be putting my foot through the telly and sending Gary Crisps the etc… This match played out like the Hallmark […]

United vs Burnley

United vs Burnley

Benno (@Benglorious) So many games in so little time.  It’s like Christmas all over again but without the traditional burning of churches.  Burnley are the opponents tonight.  They’re from Burnley, which got its name from *insert your own tired joke here*. Prediction:  Vangle will be looking to prove FAT SAM’S long ball theories wrong tonight with […]

United vs QPR

United vs QPR

  Benno (@Benglorious): I’m not going to lie, it’s been a couple of emotionally-charged weeks in the Glorious household.  I imagine United’s transfer shenanigans have also left both of you not knowing whether to dance with joy or sob your eyes out.  Not just tears but proper chest-heaving cries and loads of snot running into […]

Burnley 0 - 0 United

Burnley 0 – 0 United

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Burnley vs United

Burnley vs United

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