2-2 aggregate, so, technically not a net loss, and worth every penny of the licence fee to watch the highlights on Match of the Day of that Jay Rodriguez worldy tbh Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. We should skip to the part where Gollum falls into Mount Doom 2. We should then point and […]
With Marcus Rashford attending manual handling training for company compliance the goals scoring duties will have to be shared between the ghost of Ruud, Andreas from 59 yards, and O.G Here’s 5 things that, like our midfield, aren’t really things at all: 1. Someone pressed delete instead of copy on the WhatsApp group pre-match thoughts, […]
Imagine watching that game and using it as evidence to prove that Ole shouldn’t be the manager. And also focussing on the City result. Abs Clown Shoes imho. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. #JoseIn 2. Fuck City.
To drive traffic to the Bif site we have put the word Google in to this opening paragraph. All we need do now is wait for Lady Fame to come a-knocking… Here are the 5 things we feel most beneficial to share with you all from the any number of things (5) we […]
(@Benglorious) I have a friend named Lee and if someone told me to burn him it would be far less painful than watching United. I don’t really have a friend named Lee but I would burn him just for this joke. Burnley, Brighton, who gives a fuck? Currently, we couldn’t beat a twitter […]
As Anthony Martial continues to Anthony Martial his way through life, we continue to march/stumble/lol towards the top of the second place title. If only we could think of a way of getting our hands on a player like Alexis Sanchez, and getting rid of players like Mkhitaryan. Here’s the five things we learned: […]
(@Benglorious) There are three things about transfer sagas that I can’t stand: 1. Transfer sagas United play Burnley today in what the press are calling The Thriller In Manila Or Something Similar. Let’s hope it lives up to the billa Ing. Prediction: Goals for both Dyche and Mourinho in a classic stalemate. 0-0 United. […]
Messi Lingard saves the day once again. Though actually playing football quite well for 90 minutes might also be worth a try. Here’s another 5 things we learned: 1. hashtagmourihnoout 2. hashtagdychein 3. I wish your dog was dead too tbf. 4. That is too far Brett. Too far by far. 5. It was funny […]
(@Benglorious) It’s Christmas, so why don’t you and Lenny Henry fuck off? Prediction: 0-0 United. m (@tom_mcghee) Lol. Prediction: 0-0 United m (@bifurcated_utd) Make us. Prediction: 0-0 United.