*abso maverick glolorific intro to rapturous applause* *from Paul* Here’s some questions we asked each other to pad this excuse for Tom to share his considered thoughts on the 2018/19 season: 1. What shape is a/the wheel? Benno: It doesn’t matter what shape the wheel is, it matters who’s at said wheel and […]
Thank. Fuck. Here’s the final 5 things we learned from the season that taught us so much without teaching us anything we didn’t already know, or want to know or want to learn about knowing about: 1. Bad luck, Liverpool. 2. I’d rather have no chance of winning the league from the start than have […]
(@Benglorious) At least when this game is over we can look forward to not hearing about United until next season. Not one single word about how bad the players have been. Nothing about how our rivals have surpassed us easily. Nothing about potential transfers, both in and out. It’s going to be glorious. Prediction: Goals […]
Looking forward to really concentrating on that top 7 finish next season. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Endgame had a lot of people in it 2. At least ten 3. Thanks for the spoilers 4. I knew if I waited long enough I’d look better than Chris Hemsworth with my top off. 5. Saw […]
(@Benglorious) I think it was Chaucer who first wrote ‘Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin I came to win, battle me, that’s a sin. I won’t ever slack up, punk you better back up’ and to his credit, he was right. I’ve forgotten my point. I hope the others hope I […]
T. Won’t be doing words today pals i legit would rather stick forks in my eyes than write about those cunts. B. Bit harsh on Chelsea. B. Seconded.
(@Benglorious) Sussed. Prediction: That to make sense when you read Tom’s. M (@tom_mcghee) Can’t be arsed already bored of talking about it with cunts on twitter. Benno do you remember at primary school how Jody brown would always be like ‘ha, sussed’ I’m sure all of Twitter are his children. Also Abso glols at Ed trying […]
So glad we fucked of those preview words. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Dedham Vale is definitely an area of natural beauty but I don’t know if it’s as outstanding as they claim. 2. Fuck you Manchester United fuck you in your stupid asses you are clownshoes you are moribund 3. Oooh check out […]
T. Fuck words today it is too nice outside also I’m watching megamind so far I give it 4/5 capes (my new rating for superhero films). B. I too like Megamind. B. Fourthed.
Imagine being nutmegged from 22 yards, through your arms, when your arms are your USP, and the ball is travelling slower than a stationary object in reverse… <<<< Not looking at anyone in particular. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. We are proper fucking shit and I can only see us being proper fucking shit […]