Brighton vs. United

 

 PelePogbaBobbyMoorinho

 

 

(@Benglorious)

Brighton will be out for revenge today after United beat them in the 1983 FA Cup final which also saw them relegated from the old First Division. The rules were different back then.

Prediction: Pogba to continue his 100% record of being in the news, Sanchez to prove he’s the new Rooney rather than the old Rooney he’s been since he got here. 0-0 United.

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2017-02-10 23.14.32 (@tom_mcghee)

I quite like Brighton and I reckon they’ve probably had a lovely summer.

Disenchantment (2018)

Have only watched the first four but at the minute it’s like if the writers of the Simpsons came together with the writers of Futurama and made something a lot less funny than both. Like Ridley and his increasingly horrible attempts to re-do Alien.

Prediction: Ridley Scott to come at Bifurcated like the spent force he is, batters Brett. Let’s say 2-1 United in the football – I just hope Mourinho vs Pogba is the main talking point.

 

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(@bifurcated_utd)

Geno thought these losers had been relegated last season. As for BrightoBAHAHAHAHAHAHA just a little a joke to get you all juiced up for the other two beige cunts above (Ed – everyone knows we read Brett first) (Paul- not sure Ed would say that tbh). But seriously how the fuck are Brighton evOh well, we’ll just have to beat them handsomely like we did last year and the year before that if they were even in the league or even a registered team either of those times if anyone knows or cares bite my banger.

Speaking of bangers did you see Roondawg in the America M&S?!! With his vroom-boom-pow! What a dickless dick.

Prediction: Brighton to turn up at Leyton Orient and play out a goalless draw in the league they deserve. Which is even more embarrassing cos they were actually playing Yeovil Town at home. 0-0 United.

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