CL: Sevilla vs. United

(@Benglorious)

No idea how Sevilla got to play in the Champions League after being relegated last season, but that Agbonlahor is a hell of a player.

Prediction: Hawkeye to actually draw a straight line. Black Widow to confiscate his crayons. 0-0 United.

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2017-02-10 23.14.32 (@tom_mcghee)

I cannot do words as I am too busy watching the U19s play Liverpool in the last 16 of the UEFA Youth League. Like a real top red supporter fan. You plastics disgust me.

Prediction: Liverpool to win 2-0 as United’s youngsters continue to give the ball away as much as their senior counterparts. 0-0 United.

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(@bifurcated_utd)

Sevilla is an anagram of Saville. And on that basis I refuse to do a words this week.

Funding the KGB, the narcotics industry, and serial rapists is one thing (3 things), but allowing a team to name themselves after an anagram of that monster, is quite literally the last straw for me. Until next week’s game.

Prediction: I won’t be doing words when we next play Cliff Richard F.C. either. 0-0 United.

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