Derby vs. United

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INT-AM CH WS90,ES90 Benno von der Schwarzen Heide Benno (@Benglorious)

 

Derby (pronounced Derby) is the UK’s most central city, a great place for a cultural break and a great base to explore nearby Peak District delights. A really friendly place, great value for money and very easy to get around, you’ll feel welcome right from the start, so visit soon and discover Derby for yourself! [citation needed]

 

Opposition Summary: Derby County F.C. was founded in 1884, by William Morley (as an offshoot of Derbyshire Bridge Club) to alleviate unease amongst residents about the two impending World Wars.  It has spent all but four seasons in the top two divisions of English football, but has finally reached the top of the housing waiting list and is very much looking forward to finally sleeping in a real bed. The club’s competitive peak came in the 1970s when they were twice voted Most Likely Derby County F.C. To Succeed and competed in major European competitions on four separate continents. They play in white unless they don’t.

 

Prediction:  Lterall rubig mh hqnds at te tougt of  goalfsss mikes iy hsrd ti tiiipe. 0-0 United, 0-0 AET, 0-0 GBH.

 

Fesh Tom (@tom_mcghee)

lol, just done my research – forgot it was tonight. Too busy helping ruddy good causes.

 

 

Prediction: 8-8 United, 15-40 AET, Deuce. That aside, pretty good.

 

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 Brett(@_ii)

I’m not watching this game, out of principle. What Louis van Gaal is doing to this club is nothing short of treasonous. Lol, imagine if I had principles. And imagine if one of them made me stop watching a game of football. I’m at work, so suck on your faces until you swallow your disappointment, and then spit it back on to your face. Why would you do that? Weirdos.

I’ve been researchering Derby on Youtube, and they have a lot of smaller people on horses, and play very direct.

Prediction: This has goals written all over it. Those short ones at the end of the match that look really offside, until you realise the player made his run from within his own half. Never sure why the referee never penalises the blatant handball. Guess we’ll never know. Anyway, 0-0. And 0-0 after the short ones.

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