Everton vs. United
(@Benglorious)
After I celebrated the dawning of the new year with a glass of apple juice and some dry crackers, I am actually looking forward to today’s game. Not having had anything with any flavour in it for the last few days has given me a true appreciation for Jose Mourinho’s approach to football. Here’s to more of the same in 2018, especially the shitting myself to death part.
Prediction: Things to only get better lol. 0-0 United.
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(@tom_mcghee)
I have very good feelings about playing against ex-United legend, and club record-goalscorer Wayne Rooney. Very good feelings indeed. Yes. Very good.
Schitt’$ Creek (2015- )
Although not quite the natural successor to Arrested Development as was promised, this Canadian comedy still has enough charm, humour, and dysfunction to help kill a whole day when you’re lying ill on the sofa.
Prediction: Roonsquad to do a Roonsquad. Rash to be life. Martial to do a madness. I don’t even know what any of this means any more. 0-0 United.
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(@bifurcated_utd)
Sorry for the spoiler lads, but I know how this one ends: Wayne and Big Sam licking gravy off each other’s tits.
Prediction: See above. 0-0 United.
