FA Cup: Chelsea vs. United

Teenage Bailly




(@Benglorious)

Last time we played Chelsea we did something, but that was in the league. This is the real test – the FA Cup. Our last meeting with Chelsea in this competition resulted in something. As the current holders, United need to prove they’re better than Chelsea by channelling the cup spirit of Lincoln and Millwall, because everybody knows it’s spirit than wins trophies -not goals or kids.

Prediction: JoMo to pull the ultimate tactical masterstroke by playing Shaw and Rojo up front, Fellaini in the number 10 role, and Mata at inverted libero. 0-0 United.

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2017-02-10 23.14.32 (@tom_mcghee)

Nah it is for tools ie youse.

 

Mechanic: Resurrection  (2016)

Jason Statham reprises his role as that driving guy but in a different franchise. Jessica Alba has a ruddy hot butt. That aside, pretty good.

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Prediction: Plenty of bums tickled by celery. 0-0 United.

(@bifurcated_utd)

Chelsea, were formed on the slopes of The Ski Centre in Hemel Hempstead and were originally known as Chelski. When a Russian man did the team and bought all the fans super yachts this name was changed to ChelSEA (Chelsea). Probably.

Benno already posted this preview before I finished, so he can go suck a fuck.

Tom sure does talk a lot of arse.

Prediction: Goals for Pogba and Lingard. At some point in the season. 0-0 United.

 

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