United vs. Crystal Palace

 Benno (@Benglorious)

I’m off out to find a senior creative player. Don’t even care what sport they’re from. Octopush looks like fun.

Opposition Summary: Crystal Palace are a team without a history. Or a future. Or a present. Not even sure they’re a real team tbh. If they are, they play in shirts they stole from Barcelona in the 1980’s. 

Prediction: Rashford. 0-0 United.

 Tom (@tom_mcghee)

Are we playing Palace today? Words, don’t come easy, to me, why can’t we do the things where I learn the proper words etc.

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Haven’t seen it yet. That aside, pretty good.

Prediction: Just make up some bollocks for the prediction. Maybe try and mock Brett if possible. 1-3 Palace. Bear in mind I just hit numbers, I really don’t care anymore. Louis van Outen. Lol. Of course if we’re not playing today tell your disappointment to etc. Hope you’re OK Brett and you received that poison I sent. 

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 Brett(@ttackattackattack)

Oh shit yeah it’s Palace tonight whoops.

Prediction: Goals for the junior creative player we don’t deserve. 0-0 United.