EL Semi Final: United (1) vs. Celta Vigo (0)

 

 LynyrdBlinyrd

(@Benglorious)

Tonight is make or break, do or die, dog eat dog, boy meets world, girl on girl, north by northwest for United. The Europa League is our last shot at being big time Charlies this season, but there’s always the chance we will massively balls it up. Well, not even massively knowing us.

Prediction: A debut goal for Rashford on his debut followed by Herrera literally being scared to death by his own shadow leads to UEFA abandoning the match, followed quickly by the entire shameful tournament. 1-0 to the Arsenal.

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2017-02-10 23.14.32 (@tom_mcghee)

Not doing words tonight as I hate us rn and they (the stupid readers) don’t deserve my genius. ‘Us” in this case – and only this case – means United, not you and me and … Brett, is it?

Prediction: All the nils. Lose on no goals rule.

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(@bifurcated_utd)

Looking forward to having a good old right old laugh at us losing and finishing 5th. One day we’ll all meet up at 2’0’clock, at the fountain down the road. AND I SAID…

Mindhorn (2017)

Don’t. That aside, pretty good.

Prediction: It will be strange. 0-0 United.

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