UCL: Valencia vs. United
(@Benglorious) YEE-HAW HEAD ‘EM UP RIDE ‘EM OUT etc Prediction: Rubber to not have been invented yet. Hat-trick for Pogba plus a brace for Lukaku. 0-0 Valencia M (@tom_mcghee) Why is it a dead rubber?* We don’t call a game that counts a live rubber. Rubber discrimination? Not for me to say but obviously yes. […]
FAC: Yeovil 0 – 4 United
The backdrop to the main event of Martin Keown’s co-commentary was a match played between two teams miles apart. 220.1 miles according to Google, if you travel via the M5 and M6. 269.1 miles via the A303. The train-line, though more direct, takes a little longer as has to take into account stations along the […]
EL Semi Final: United (1) vs. Celta Vigo (0)
(@Benglorious) Tonight is make or break, do or die, dog eat dog, boy meets world, girl on girl, north by northwest for United. The Europa League is our last shot at being big time Charlies this season, but there’s always the chance we will massively balls it up. Well, not even massively knowing […]
EL: Anderlecht vs. United
(@Benglorious) Anyone who’s ever played ‘Famous Belgians’ knows Ander Lecht, inventor of waffles and Tintin. Should be an absolute pushover. m Prediction: Goals for Poirot and Jean-Claude Van Damme will not be enough for the plucky Belgians. 0-0 United. m m (@tom_mcghee) I ruddy love Anderlecht. I’d open a coffeshop there in a heartbeat if […]
FAC: Chelsea 1 – 0 United
Who knew that a team without Ander Herrera would lose to a team with 97 Kantes spread out over the pitch in parts of the pitch that are undetectable to the human eye?! It’s always good to remember that in losing this game we have successfully avoided all the big teams in the semi-final draw. […]
EL: Rostov 1 – 1 United
Our exclusive fan poll after the game revealed that, of the 665 billion United fans around the world, over 70% would rather eat their own death than watch the second leg of this game. In other news, our Kickstarter to have this game struck from the records has been flagged by the financial ombudsman, as […]
EFLC: United 4 – 1 West Ham
It was GGMU x Ghost of Fergie x Swashbuckle, as the mighty half dark Reds half light Reds gave the West of Ham one hell of a HAMMERing!** United IRONed** out the crises (creases) in their match day output (outfit), as Zlatan HAMMERed** in a couple, and Tony M HAMMERed** in two also. Elsewhere, Micky […]