United vs. Burnley

 (@Benglorious)

Vine has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. Vine has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. Vine has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. Vine has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. Vine has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this.

Prediction: Someone who isn’t me to get lynched by X-Boners. Let’s say Brett. 5-0 United.

 (@tom_mcghee)

Unlike these pair of ruddy idiots, I think Wayne’s bench form does mean he deserves another shot at not scoring goals for weeks.. You can tell because senior players – no longer stunned by hands on or off approaches – have said so via Paul Stratford’s made-up comments to the press.

I don’t know where Burnley is. I wanna say near Barnsley but I’m not sure where that is either. Their manager has a very deep voice.

Daredevil (Season 2) 2015

Might’ve reviewed this before but that’s never stopped us with jokes so suck it up. Blind Batman uses his law skills by day (ineffective) and dresses up as a man in red with horns at night (more effective). If you don’t love The Punisher then there is something wrong with you and I’d ask you to have a good look at your life. Elektra is also super foxy, awesome and murderous and they have a blind teacher called Stick who has been fighting Ninjas for like proper time yo. That aside, pretty good.

Prediction: I was tricked into all those Xbox things. This is Paul. 3-0 United as we flat track bully our way back into top 7th.

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 (@ttackattackattack)

After signing in to Twitter on Friday at about 1pm and reading that ‘several players’ wanted Roondawg back in the team, as a respected member of the online United blogging community, there was only one thing I could do.

Below is my daily diary:

Friday 28th November – approximately 13:oo hours:

Signed in to Twitter, and read that ‘several players’ wanted Wayne Rooney back in the team.

Friday 28th November – approximately 13:01 hours:

Signed out of Twitter.

Prediction: Kiss-Box lovers to kill one of us to death, that isn’t me. Let’s say Tom. 0-0 United.