United vs. Burnley

With Marcus Rashford attending manual handling training for company compliance the goals scoring duties will have to be shared between the ghost of Ruud, Andreas from 59 yards, and O.G

Here’s 5 things that, like our midfield, aren’t really things at all:

1. Someone pressed delete instead of copy on the WhatsApp group pre-match thoughts, so suck on your disappointment

2. Probably Benno

3. Or Tom

1. “Now is not the time to talk about recruitment” – Will Ole learn that it’s actually the best time to talk about it, it being the actual time he can do anything? (He won’t)
2. Wait are these meant to be things we’ll learn or things they’ll learn?
3. If the former, Tom McGhee never learns

4. If we won then well done to our brave boys. If we lost then they tried their best, better luck next time

5. I didn’t watch it

6. A draw is unacceptable. Hang them all

7. Aren’t these meant to be pre-match thoughts re: tonight vs Burnley? Brett this idea has spiralled out of control

8. Sorry wrong group