At least when this game is over we can look forward to not hearing about United until next season. Not one single word about how bad the players have been. Nothing about how our rivals have surpassed us easily. Nothing about potential transfers, both in and out. It’s going to be glorious.
Prediction: Goals for Lukaku, Sanchez, Young, Smalling and Young again. Why not? 0-0 United.
To paraphrase Shakespeare, ‘now is the summer of our discontent’. Although in fairness it was also an autumn, winter and spring. No wonder everyone hates him. Still, good news about Brett.
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Maybe if they hadn’t treated it like a game more of them would’ve survived. See also: Game of Thrones
Prediction: we go back in time and steal some infinity stones and snap the fuck outta this season, 0-0 United, Shaw to physically kill a ball boy by landing on him.
Legit gonna kill my self if this season doesn’t end yesterday.
Prediction: Probably lose, innit. 0 – 0 United