United vs Newcastle

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Oakz Benno (@Benglorious)

Think I should just put the Photoshop away for a bit.

 0-0 United.

 

 Fesh Tom (@tom_mcghee)

Just carry on to read Brett’s. Nothing to see here.

 

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 Brett_smoking2 Brett (@ease)

We’re hopefully coming to the business end of the business. Will we? Won’t we? How long will it last? How long’s a piece of cake? Who shot E.R? What? All questions.

By the time you’ve read this we may have signed someone to take the burden off of Skipper Roo’s pork shoulders. Juan Touch would be nice. Eat it.

I want a new profile picture.

Newcastle will provide the opposition. Failure to do so will result in a 60 euro fine. Though if they respond before the date on the reverse of this preview, that fine may be reduced to 30 euro.

Prediction: Danny with two custard creams. Steve McClaren will put two rabbits on his head, so from a distance it looks like he’s dutch. If Skipper Roo continues to play where he left the pitch after the last game we’ll no doubt get the result you deserve. 0-0.

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