Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I learnt nothing. I actually unlearnt stuff I thought I knew ie what the fuck was that game? 2. Pogba was great second half. I feel like I should say this because I moan about him so much. 3. Making Lukaku a CB will be Jose’s last great […]
(@Benglorious) Couldn’t. (@tom_mcghee) Care. (@bifurcated_utd) Less.
Phil Jones and Chris Smalling are the best. BEST. ABSO BEST. In a parallel Universe Jose got his wish and the game is still being played. It’s currently 9087 – 0. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I didn’t watch the game because I wasn’t watching it. 2. My new jam is Taken The Series. […]
(@Benglorious) Prediction: m (@tom_mcghee) Prediction: m (@bifurcated_utd) I can’t do words this week, so glad you guys have got my back. Prediction: 0-0 United.
37 more wins like this and the EPL is ours (read our MBM twitter feed to save yourself a click on here). 5 things we learned: 1. Painting fresh plaster is extremely tiring. 2. Paul Pogba and Marcus Rashford were legit marvellous. 3. My preview said 3-0us and 4-1 kinda is 3-0 so I am […]
(@Benglorious) See the Basel preview in the future for my Newcastle preview from the past. Prediction: 0-0 United. m (@tom_mcghee) Newcastle United – or as the purists know them, The Black and White Stripers – are a team near the North Eastern hamlet of Sunderland. Their entire economy is based upon their patented Brown Ale […]
People of Newcastle: Spuggy, Spender, Cheryl Cole, Sting, we gave your boys one hell of a drawing. Roonslice rolled back the tyres to provide a glimpse of a pre-dollshair action hero we always loved. Can’t believe you lot were so fickle tbh. Here’s 5 things we learned as we stretch our unbeaten run to some […]
m Benno (@Benglorious) “We’re not evolving. We’re not going anywhere.” Prediction: Ashes to Ashes. 0-0 United. Tom (@tom_mcghee) “We can beat them, just for one day.” Prediction: Hallo Spaceboy. 0-0 United. . Brett(@workagaininnit) “I don’t know where we’re going from here, but I promise it will be boring.” That’s funny co Prediction: Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes: 0-0 […]
m Benno (@Benglorious) Think I should just put the Photoshop away for a bit. 0-0 United. Tom (@tom_mcghee) Just carry on to read Brett’s. Nothing to see here. m m Brett (@ease) We’re hopefully coming to the business end of the business. Will we? Won’t we? How long will it last? How […]
Multiversity is an ongoing DC comics series (by now it may have stopped, I’m not sure) written by Grant Morrison. Every month sees a loosely tied around a seemingly haunted comic book. Footballiversity and the various numbered Footballiverses are a shameless rip-off of the comics device (found elsewhere too, of course) of using parallel universes […]
m Benno (@Benglorious) Here we are again: La pièce de résistance. Così fan tutte. Bodas de sangre. Céad míle fáilte. Vorsprung durch technik. The meanings of all these phrases were lost with the destruction of Atlantis, but they still evoke feelings and stuff, sometimes towards football. It’s been a long season, and it’s one I’m definitely […]