Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I learnt nothing. I actually unlearnt stuff I thought I knew ie what the fuck was that game? 2. Pogba was great second half. I feel like I should say this because I moan about him so much. 3. Making Lukaku a CB will be Jose’s last great […]
(@Benglorious) Couldn’t. (@tom_mcghee) Care. (@bifurcated_utd) Less.
Phil Jones and Chris Smalling are the best. BEST. ABSO BEST. In a parallel Universe Jose got his wish and the game is still being played. It’s currently 9087 – 0. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I didn’t watch the game because I wasn’t watching it. 2. My new jam is Taken The Series. […]
(@Benglorious) Prediction: m (@tom_mcghee) Prediction: m (@bifurcated_utd) I can’t do words this week, so glad you guys have got my back. Prediction: 0-0 United.
37 more wins like this and the EPL is ours (read our MBM twitter feed to save yourself a click on here). 5 things we learned: 1. Painting fresh plaster is extremely tiring. 2. Paul Pogba and Marcus Rashford were legit marvellous. 3. My preview said 3-0us and 4-1 kinda is 3-0 so I am […]
(@Benglorious) See the Basel preview in the future for my Newcastle preview from the past. Prediction: 0-0 United. m (@tom_mcghee) Newcastle United – or as the purists know them, The Black and White Stripers – are a team near the North Eastern hamlet of Sunderland. Their entire economy is based upon their patented Brown Ale […]
People of Newcastle: Spuggy, Spender, Cheryl Cole, Sting, we gave your boys one hell of a drawing. Roonslice rolled back the tyres to provide a glimpse of a pre-dollshair action hero we always loved. Can’t believe you lot were so fickle tbh. Here’s 5 things we learned as we stretch our unbeaten run to some […]
m Benno (@Benglorious) “We’re not evolving. We’re not going anywhere.” Prediction: Ashes to Ashes. 0-0 United. Tom (@tom_mcghee) “We can beat them, just for one day.” Prediction: Hallo Spaceboy. 0-0 United. . Brett(@workagaininnit) “I don’t know where we’re going from here, but I promise it will be boring.” That’s funny co Prediction: Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes: 0-0 […]
m Benno (@Benglorious) Think I should just put the Photoshop away for a bit. 0-0 United. Tom (@tom_mcghee) Just carry on to read Brett’s. Nothing to see here. m m Brett (@ease) We’re hopefully coming to the business end of the business. Will we? Won’t we? How long will it last? How […]