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You can stick your whistle up your arse

You can stick your whistle up your arse

This article originally appeared in Issue 15 of the Football United Fanzine available to view here    To the foot stomping outrage of some fans, there exists statistical evidence which points to the fact that United don’t concede less, or win more penalties at home than other clubs, so we can finally put the myth that refereeing decisions favour the big clubs […]

Sssshhhhh ... It's a conspiracy!

Sssshhhhh … It’s a conspiracy!

     

Not A Rant: I miss proper diving.

Not A Rant: I miss proper diving.

I don’t use the “Rant” category section of the site much, in part because I’m not entirely comfortable with the word, but whatever, here goes, people get NHS beds quicker than I get to the point sometimes, if I ever do … . In the last four or five games I’ve watched on as at least three thirds […]

The Revolution should be on telly.

The Revolution should be on telly.

I decided after having overheard and engaged in too many conversations, casual chats and unreasonable drunken slanging matches about the money in football, that I was going calculate how much I’ve actually earned in my lifetime. The point being for me that the next time someone inevitably recoils mid-discourse and says, “but, 200,000-a-week that’s more than most people earn in a…(insert appropriate time-frame according to social stratification)” I’d have some actual solid […]

Oi, Women, NO!

Oi, Women, NO!

When Sepp Blatter so eloquently suggested that to improve the women’s game you would effectively need to turn it into a 4-dimensional lads mag, we audibly tutted, wagged our collective virtuous index fingers and shook our self-righteous heads in unison. We will not stand for this! We are the well adjusted, marching towards equality. In […]

I am a Biased Pervert

I am a Biased Pervert

I am a Biased Pervert. Okay, so far off to a bad start. I am perhaps in need of a crash course in the science of self–enunciation, but please bear with me. I intend to ingratiate myself with you in the future and for this I will mostly be using the other distinguishing characteristics I […]

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