Matt Damon’s gob or whatever. Not even checking Brett’s to see if he’s already done that gag. I hope he has and I hope he cries. You NEVER make fun of another man’s trainers, even if they are made from seagulls. Which brings us nicely back to Bournemouth who are nicknamed the Seagulls. Or the Cherries. Who really knows? I’ve forgotten my point.
Opposition summary: Bournemouth are the only team in the Premiership League that have a body part in their name. Apart from Liverpool. And Arsenal. Lol.
Prediction: Vangle to carry on the new United tradition of attacking and not scoring enough by attacking Bournemouth and not scoring enough. Enter: Nick Powell, a troubled lad from the wrong side of some tracks somewhere with nothing to prove but he still needs to shed the weight of expectation grinding him down. He does a thing and all is forgiven. Even Mata hugs him and they all go for tapas. Bournemouth take this opportunity to stick five in our empty net. 0-0 United.
Jason Bourne >>>> Bournemouth. I’ve checked Brett’s before writing mine so I’m deliberately ruining his gag. That aside, pretty good.
Prediction: Tweets so good they’re faved by both my idols – Rooney and Trump.Goals so good they’re scored by anyone that doesn’t play for United. 3-0 United.
Personally think they’ve gone too far with this fifth instalment of the Bourne films. That aside, pretty good.
Prediction: Benno and or Tom to ruin the Bourne joke before you get down to this bit cos jealous. That aside, pretty good. 0-0 United. Lol @ this, cos that’s what us always predict and it actually happens like the predictabots from the future you deserve. Matt Damon like off of Team America.