YOU SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TEAM
Prediction: 0-0 United.
Who the fuck are we playing now? Oh wait is it Brighton? Everyone is moaning about a bottle of wine.
Prediction: Why don’t you just bum Julia Caesar? 0-0 United
Hey lads! Think you mean WINEing!
Prediction: Might do. The Salad Cunt. 0-0 United.