EFL Cup

EFLC: Swansea vs. United

EFLC: Swansea vs. United

 @Benglorious) I like watching football when we win. I won’t be watching tonight. Prediction: Lukaku to bullseye womp rats in his T-16 back home. 0-0 United. m     m  (@tom_mcghee) As the questions over Brett’s tenuous grasp of reality continue to flood the secret DM group that me and Benno have, it’s time that […]

EFL Cup Final: United 3 - 2 Southampton

EFL Cup Final: United 3 – 2 Southampton

AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US! AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US! AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US! WE’RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE cup! Here’s 5 things we learned after our momentous day out at Wemberley: 1. Winning is good when you’re hungover. 2. It’s also good at other times. 3. Can’t decide if Lingard […]

English Champions League World Cup Final

English Champions League World Cup Final

(@Benglorious) If I get time, I’ll do the best Southampton joke there’s ever been. If I don’t get time, I’ll just mention Craig David. Prediction: I may miss the start of the match so someone will have to fill me in. This is our most important match of the last seven days. Pogba was born […]

EFLC Semi Final: Hull 2 (2) - (3) 1 United

EFLC Semi Final: Hull 2 (2) – (3) 1 United

Another defeat! This United is not the United I know and love. I always knew this wouldn’t work out. Mourinho is a massive belOH … WAIT! Another cup final! This United is the United I know and love. I always knew this would work out. Mourinho is a massive bellend. Here’s 5 things we learned: […]

EFLC Semi-final: Hull (0) vs. (2) United

EFLC Semi-final: Hull (0) vs. (2) United

   (@Benglorious) Seeing as Wayne is now the King of the Premiership League, it seems only fair that he should be allowed to start this game so we can make really hard work of getting to the final. m Prediction: United not to do a Liverpool because we’re not playing Southampton. 0-0 United.    (@tom_mcghee) […]

EFLC Semi Final First Leg: United 2 - 0 Hull

EFLC Semi Final First Leg: United 2 – 0 Hull

AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEEEEEEVE US… WE’RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE cup semi final first leg. Lol @ Loserpool.     Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. That Fellaini/Keane/Lily Allen gag was pretty good. 2. For you. 3. Winning is good, we should […]

EFLC Semi-Final: United vs. Hull

EFLC Semi-Final: United vs. Hull

 (@Benglorious) Win this game and we’re one step closer to the final of this so-called ‘EFL Cup’. Win the final of this so-called ‘EFL Cup’, and United will have the first part of a continental treble the likes of which has never been seen before. Even by Liverpool. m Prediction: Lots of good defending by […]

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