Norwich vs United

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Tom (@Tom_McGhee):

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Literally typing this on a phone, as I drive a 7.5 tonne lorry. It’s not ideal. If only I’d had a few spare days to prepare something better…

Prediction: Going to go with 3-1 United if for no other reason that I’m trying to be more optimistic for the new year – No, Tom Cleverley IS a midfielder – and we seem incapable of clean sheets.

In other news, I have won an elephant and called it Zup Zup – pictures to follow…

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Brett:

Okay, so as I correctly guessed the Villa result and scorers, and then pretty much got the West Ham score and scorers too … and then got the Hull result and general way the game would go spot on … Gah! I don’t know where I’m going with this sentence again, and again I’m going to have bin it mid-way through. Was just trying to crowbar in what I’d done again – exactly the same as before. I actually just copied and pasted it and changed a few words. Will have to work on this for the Spurs game; after I’ve got it right again. Though it hasn’t gone unnoticed that the Premier League have hurriedly scheduled in a game against Norwich in order to put a stop to it: Norwich is latin for ‘No! Witch!’ Keep up. Well, let’s see who has the last cackle and gets burned and drowned best.

No! Witch! will no doubt be a threat in their own cauldron, and what with Dennis Hopper jazzing them in from a squillion yards out, like he has been, we could be in for a bumpy ride (on a broomstick, perhaps). Everyone likes Ray Houghton – so let’s hope we don’t stuff ‘em too hard. If you’re at the ground, look out for black cats. Oh, how embarrassing I said Ray, I meant Chantelle. Oh, and I also said Dennis Hopper, I meant Waterman.

A bit of proper squad shuffling to do for Moyes with injury and suspension pinching a few extra players. Fortunately, old tinker-pants has been preparing for these situations – where you actually need to shuffle things around a bit – by shuffling things around in every game up to this point.

Prediction: 0 – 1. Danny with his customary two. Me to do a tweet about Snodgrass being a word that rhymes with greener, on the other side. The elephant pics, to involve Tom’s pockets turned inside out.

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