With a convincing FA Cup win over West Ham during the week, Vangle proved yet again why he is firmly in the top two of United managers in the post-Fergie era. Four more years of this, please.
Easily the highlight of Wednesday’s game was young Marcus Rashford keeping his fairy tale season going by giving it acker ping top bangs to give United the lead and win me a not inconsiderable amount of cash money. Twenty more years of this, please.
Opposition Summary: Aston Villa are so bad at football that they actually got relegated four years ago and nobody noticed until just now. They play in shirts they stole from West Ham.
Prediction: Rashford. 0-0 United.
WE’LL SURELY BE THE VILLAINS OF THE PIECE IF WE LOSE THIS!!!! Lol, but I’ll explain the joke – Aston Villa’s nickname is The Villains but they’re so bad that losing to them is almost an impossibility and after our cup heroics, such a defeat would indeed make us the villains. I’ve basically swapped it round.
Benno is correct about the stolen shirts, I have video evidence.
Prediction: More like BASHford!!!!! Lol, I’ll explain the joke – because of his silky yet bombastic playing style, I’ve changed his name to make it sound like BASH! BANG! WALLOP! What a video which in itself is stolen from Alan Partridge: the fat Dundee years what do you mean this makes less sense than normal? United 5-0, Nasri for Rooney. Lol, I’ll exp*BLAM! BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Not gonna have time so you’re gonna have to reprazent like Roni Size did in the 90’s, which incidentally is the last time I touched a girl.
Prediction: Tom to add some deliberate slander. Or libel. He forgets which. Either way, he saw Brett licking a dog’s balls earlier. 0-0 United.