United vs. Liverpool
(@Benglorious)
Can’t wait for the Henderson/Pogba battle today, where one will finally be crowned the greatest midfielder in the Premier League and the other will still be called Jordan.
Prediction: Ole to be at the wheel, but he makes sure everybody’s got their seatbelts on and all the fluids are topped up. Especially the screenwash. 0-0 United.
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(@tom_mcghee)
Apparently my brother’s boiler is leaking so I can’t write a preview. How convenient for me. Oh, I’ve got to fix the boiler if that wasn’t clear. I’m a plumber, a pipe jockey, a tubesucker, a porcelain pirate, a shitslider, for those who are reading this and don’t know me, which is none of you.
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The Umbrella Academy (2018)
In 1989 there were 43 children born to mothers who weren’t pregnant. This is the story of 7 of those children, but more like just 6. Actually, it’s 5 of the kids in one story and 1 in another. The 2 stories are combined. Mary J Blige is in it. Oh, and a monkey butler. That aside, pretty good.
Prediction: Alex, if you’re reading this, Tom’s gonna charge you double rate because it’s Sunday even though he’s your brother and he’s the Tiny Terry to your Zeke. Crush him and then stand over his mangled body, laughing manga-style at his misfortune and your superiority. Oh, make sure he does the work first. 2-1 United, in an absolute thriller.
MM
(@bifurcated_utd)
The big question is: can Liverpool stop our march to the title? This reporter says no. Wasn’t actually as big a question as I was hoping at just seven words long, so, going to have to put some serious pad around this to reach a reasonable fifty word coFuck it cba.
Prediction: in spite of the media’s insistence, Liverpool’s defence is actually not all that good, and is actually only as good as ours, apart from we are actually better cos Dave. It’s going to be goals, goals, goals in a 4-3 thriller like MJ without the sleeping pills. FT: 0 – 0 United
