Klopp

Liverpool 0 - 0 United

Liverpool 0 – 0 United

Not even worth finding a picture for tbh. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Never answer your phone when your brother rings. 2. Didn’t watch because I did answer the phone. My mistake was answering the phone. Hopefully the first point will prevent anyone else making said mistake ie answering the phone. 3. I’m out […]

Liverpool vs. United

Liverpool vs. United

   @Benglorious) I’m also going to leave this one to you B-man. Big kisses. P.s put that Klopp picture as the preview header today. You’re so talented. Extra kisses. Prediction: I love Brett more than Tom. m  (@tom_mcghee) I’m going to leave this one to you B-dawg. You’re the best. I’ve always said that. Brett […]

United 1 - 1 Scum

United 1 – 1 Scum

  CAPS LOCK AND VARIOUS BUTTONS ON MY COMPUTER HAVE LEGIT GONE TO SHIT> SEND HELP> CAN”T EVEN DO PUNCTUATION> FUCK MY LIFE> Here’s 5 things we learned, which were written before the buttons issue above: 1. Pogba is bad. 2. #Pogba is worse. 3. Hope we long ball our way to next season’s Champions League Final. […]

United vs. Scum

United vs. Scum

   (@Benglorious) Winning nine matches in a row is lovely and a real morale booster, but eight of those wins were against West Ham and the other one was just Spurs so let’s not kid ourselves. Today is the real test: Liverpool. Their league position suggests they are ahead of us and they possibly do […]

United 1 - 1 Stoke

United 1 – 1 Stoke

24 shots and one score. Not sure why people are disappointed. Sounds like a great party. Agent Hobo Chicken Fingerer Welsh Pirlo gave our boys one hell of a gingham pressing today. And as Sparky Marky Mark Hughesy Hughes said, it was totally utterly and thoroughly deserved. So it must be true. Cos he’s as […]

Paul's House Puppet: Klopp

Paul’s House Puppet: Klopp

EL: United (0) vs. (2) Liverpool

EL: United (0) vs. (2) Liverpool

 Benno (@Benglorious) So far so good on avoiding the plague-carrying mosquitoes, but in focussing all my efforts on not getting injected with horrible diseases by tiny little creatures, I reunmisunderestimated an ancient and even more deadly foe: The Sun (not the newspaper – I won that particular battle years ago). I’ve been burned before and thought […]

EL: Liverpool vs United

 Benno (@Benglorious)   Another one of your ill-timed jokes? You and I are enemies now.   Ruddy love Thursday night football – The sound of the crowd, the smell of the bread, the vast selection of fruit and vegetables, the surprisingly excellent array of electrical goods… No, wait – that’s Sainsbury’s. I ruddy love Sainsbury’s. Thursday […]

Liverpool 0 – 1 United

Marryone and Roonskiparinhoaldoski keep the march to successfulness victorious victory alive and banging, with the old one two how’s your grandma glorious boom times while instantaneously elevating themselves above the aboveness that they’d already elevated themselves above in the past, present and future. Klopp can take his gangnamstyle and go and get his coat on […]

Liverpool vs. United

Liverpool vs. United

m  Benno (@Benglorious) To take my mind off the football I’m currently watching Making a Murderer. If this show had been one of those schlocky American 1-hour specials nobody would be talking about it, but spread it out over ten shows on a paid subscription service and suddenly it’s the greatest crime show there’s ever been. […]

United 2013/14 Season Review

United 2013/14 Season Review

Benno (@Benglorious):   The Bobbins:  A Tale of Trying King Alexander had ruled Traffordonia for nearly thirty years.  He was much respected by his enemies and beloved by his people because during his reign the kingdom had flourished, and was the envy of the whole world.  Alexander knew that his time as king was coming […]

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