United vs Spurs
Will Rooney take time out of his ticking ‘trying to find a new club’ off of his to-do-list/deign to cut short his family Christmas and turn up/recover from his “knock”? No doubt Moyes will try and marry … whoops, I mean play him either way; whether he’s still playing for us or not. Poor Danny. Will I get dressed today and eat anything other than pop and crisps?
Apparently, it’s same old Spurs – whatever that means. I think some fans of clubs like to think they’ve got modern football worse than everyone else, because a victim complex is a comfortable default for people with a negative predisposition, hence the need for the ‘escapism’ football represents, from the lives they get very little joy from. Away from their real lives they can thoroughly enjoy the wallowing, take pleasure in feeling sorry for themselves and behave like children, whereas in real life they have to swallow it bones and all and live out the sham they’ve created, as the adult they never wanted to be, or ever actually deep-down became. Probably. And we’re back in the room. I know Spurs have got a new not-manager, but don’t call me Sherwood.
If I get this, the fifth correct score in-a-row correct, surely, after being handed 1,000 Internets/Twitters (or the equivalent in new money) I get my own island?! I’ll have mainland Europe. Ta.
Now, those crisps aren’t gonna eat themselves … Happy New Year everyone!
Prediction: 1-0. Danny with his customary two.
