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United vs. Middlesborough

United vs. Middlesborough

   (@Benglorious) Christmas was good because Brett didn’t try and force any of his lyrics on me. In unrelated news, I’m out of lyrics. Prediction: Middlesbra used to have Ravanelli playing up front. Rava-fucking-nelli. Ask your dad. Or Paul, whichever is oldest. Paul. Happy New Year or whatever. 0-0 United.    (@tom_mcghee) Not writing words […]

EL: United vs. Feyenoord

EL: United vs. Feyenoord

    (@Benglorious) Those two clowns have let that FBA almost-pre-nomination go to their heads recently. So much so that they’re making it look like they told me to write their previews whilst they live the high life, dining on the poshest of foods such as mushrooms and Bisto. Anyway, Firenord are a Dutch team, named […]

United vs. Bournemouth

 Benno (@Benglorious) It’s finally the last game of the season. I for one couldn’t be happier that United haven’t got even one more game after today’s clash with Bournemouth, as I’m completely spent after writing in-depth previews for the three hundred or so other matches we’ve played this season. I’m really looking forward to the European […]

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