United vs Leicester
(@Benglorious) This has been the worst summer ever. Not only did I get invited to Tom’s “house” for the annual Bifurcated BBQ, but also the only thing on telly for the whole 3 months was Danny Dyer’s daughter getting pumped. *phone rings* …….. …….. What the fuck is a world cup? The WhatsApp […]
Swansea vs. United
@Benglorious) It’s so much easier to write a decent preview after we’ve won the previous game. Prediction: Lukaku to continue his development by kissing his sister and then hitting the winner into the exhaust port. 3-1, United m (@tom_mcghee) Cannot do words today. I am a conscientious objector over Swansea’s role in Vietnam. Damn them, damn […]
United vs PSV
Benno (@Benglorious) Refusing to do a preview after Tom smashed it last game. Let’s see him do it again. m Opposition summary: PSV do football. Prediction: I don’t have a point to forget. 0-0 United. Tom (@tom_mcghee) Chapter 2 McGhee opened his eyes cautiously; despite being the sole passenger on Air Force One, a lifetime at […]