I am at a family barbecue, so I will keep this brief or I will get in serious trouble. Not from my family, from Brett for trying to kill him for the twelfth time this month.
Prediction: McGregor to win by TKO unless Mayweather knocks him the fuck out. Lukaku to travel to Dagobah for much-needed somersault training. 4-0 United.
Win or lose, I’m the worst. Dunno why I even bother doing plumbs never mind previews.
Prediction: Goals for that guy, and also one for that other guy. 4-0 United.
Having studied the minutest minutae of every minute of the last two games, I have noticed a definite pattern emerging in the scorelines that the mainstream media channels appear reluctant to acknowledge. I will share my findings on my new site minutestminuteminutae.eu, post brexit.
Prediction: Goals, goals, goals and more goals. Even the goals to score goals. Hashtag Goals! 0-0 United.