United vs. Leicester

 @Benglorious)

I am at a family barbecue, so I will keep this brief or I will get in serious trouble. Not from my family, from Brett for trying to kill him for the twelfth time this month.

 

Prediction: McGregor to win by TKO unless Mayweather knocks him the fuck out. Lukaku to travel to Dagobah for much-needed somersault training. 4-0 United.

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2017-02-10 23.14.32 (@tom_mcghee)

Win or lose, I’m the worst. Dunno why I even bother doing plumbs never mind previews.

Prediction: Goals for that guy, and also one for that other guy. 4-0 United.

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(@bifurcated_utd)

Having studied the minutest minutae of every minute of the last two games, I have noticed a definite pattern emerging in the scorelines that the mainstream media channels appear reluctant to acknowledge. I will share my findings on my new site minutestminuteminutae.eu, post brexit.

Prediction: Goals, goals, goals and more goals. Even the goals to score goals. Hashtag Goals! 0-0 United.

 

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