Henry? Jane? Focus? Mondeo? All potential answers to the ultimate question: Watford? *pause for laugh* Thanks, pretty proud of that one.
Opposition Summary: Watford play in a vicarage so they always look forward to their away games where they can play on a full-size pitch and their fans can drink something other than tea with a side of scones and a large helping of god. Their shirts are yellow, like Norwich’s, but with black bits, like Newcastle’s. The shirt I’m now imagining is actually nothing like Watford’s. How about you?
Prediction: Rashford to be a cuddly toy in a blatant theft of Tom’s best joke and get his customary two in an even more blatant theft of Brett’s best joke. 0-0 United.
I’d’ve said the Vauxhall Labrador.
Bonus ‘Cartoons from the 80s’ Review due to not having anything else:
The Mysterious Cities of Gold
Everyone’s childhood favourite, this slow-paced piece of trash is actually bad. The Condor plane thing is still great and shouting ‘MENDOOOOOZZZAAAA’ a la McBain never gets dull, but overall, nothing happens. That aside, pretty good.
Huge mis-step killing off Jaga early doors, series never really recovers IMO. And Lion-O’s a jerk. As is Wilykit/Kat. And Snarf. Mumm-Ra also sucks. That aside, pretty good.
Around the World in 80 days
See: Cities of Gold but with superior theme song. That aside etc
Dogtargnan and the Muskehounds (may be spelt incorrectly. I’m not checking)
Biggest disappointment of adult life; badly animated, poorly scripted, the only one to emerge with any dignity from this debacle, is Cardinal Richelieu. Abject dross.
Whilst initially starting life as a prolonged advert for a toy line based on the unprecedented success of the Star Wars merchandise machine, Transformers soon became the greatest thing in the world ever. Early episodes, whilst undeniably formulaic, gave hints as to the later, more epic storylines, culminating in the innovative Transformers: The Movie. From here, the series only went from strength to strength, perhaps encapsulated best by Headmasters: The Rebirth in which the Cybertronians – left with no other choice – bio-genetically bond with Nebulan counter-parts, thereby asking the kind of metaphysical questions that had hitherto only been pondered by academics and wizards. That aside, pretty good.
Prediction: Watford you say? 4-0 United, out of respect for Optimus Prime (And to a lesser extent, Hi-Q, his nebulan power-master). Or 2-2. Again, guessing is hard.
Memphis full stop cos of the Arsenal review you didn’t read and not cos of writers block like a professional writerer gets cos professional.
Thought I’d take this opportunity to reply to a few of my fans’ questions:
Anna_31 (5 miles away) via Ads by Traffic Junky:
Why two question marks Anna when there is only one question? Or is the question in effect in two parts? Are you proposing we do that together, or is that just information you’re sharing with me and you’re asking if I also would like to do that, but separate to yourself? Appropriate use of punctuation would clear much of this up. Get back to me when you’ve addressed the above issues x
Prediction: Rashford with his customary two cos can do all the a customary/custard/customs/custis/ joke over again. 0-0 United.