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EFLC: City (3) 0 - 1 (2) United

EFLC: City (3) 0 – 1 (2) United

They say that sometimes when you win you actually lose, and that when you lose you sometimes actually win, and that when you win, you actually win, and the same goes for losing. I wish they’d make up their minds. I need a bag of aspirin. Here’s 5 things we learned on the night we […]

EFLC: City (3) vs. (1) United

EFLC: City (3) vs. (1) United

   (@tom_mcghee) Can’t do words tonight pals I am too tired from all the masturbating Prediction: Dutch rudder the fuck outta me bro   (@Benglorious) I’m with Tom. Like, we’re in the same place. Wanking too much Prediction: Pass the butter   (@bifurcated_utd) I’ve got a feeling (Woohoo!) that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that […]

CC: United 2 - 2 Derby

CC: United 2 – 2 Derby

Great to see we avoided defeat at OT. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Sometimes you just have to call a draw a draw. 2. What penalties?!  

CC: United vs Derby

CC: United vs Derby

(@Benglorious) Couldn’t.    (@tom_mcghee) Care. m (@bifurcated_utd) Less.

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