EFLC: City (3) vs. (1) United
(@tom_mcghee) Can’t do words tonight pals I am too tired from all the masturbating Prediction: Dutch rudder the fuck outta me bro (@Benglorious) I’m with Tom. Like, we’re in the same place. Wanking too much Prediction: Pass the butter (@bifurcated_utd) I’ve got a feeling (Woohoo!) that tonight’s gonna be a good night, that […]
Bifurclownshoes “Season” Review
*abso maverick glolorific intro to rapturous applause* *from Paul* Here’s some questions we asked each other to pad this excuse for Tom to share his considered thoughts on the 2018/19 season: 1. What shape is a/the wheel? Benno: It doesn’t matter what shape the wheel is, it matters who’s at said wheel and […]
CL: PSG (2) 1 – 3 (0) United
This is one of those all-time greatest great “Where were you..?” moments… So, where were you? We agreed to meet at The Fleece at 6, so we’d get a good seat. I messaged you at 5 and nothing. I messaged you at 5:45; still nothing. I got myself a good seat thanks for asking and […]
CL PSG (2) 0 – 0 (0) United
(@tom_mcghee) We all know what happened when it was United vs PSG, but what might happen if it was United vs BSG? I think it might look a little something like this… BSG vs Manchester United: This time it’s Battlestar EXT. STADIUM IN PARIS Crowds make their way into and around Stadium, general cacophony […]
FAC: Chelsea vs. United
(@Benglorious) Here’s yer boy with some more faultless logic – City thrashed Chelsea. Both City and United didn’t win in the Champions League last week. Ergo: United are as good as City. Double ergo: United will thrash Chelsea. Prediction: Did you not read that flawless argument? ’nuff said. 0-0 United. M (@tom_mcghee) I will not […]
CL: United 0 – 2 PSG
One for the grandkids … “Where were you when Ole Gunnar Solskjaer lost his one and only game as manager of Manchester United Football Club”? That Alexis7 hatty is going to be even more sweeter, now he’s decided to wait until the second leg. I wonder what they will make his statue out of? These […]
CL: United vs. PSG
(@Benglorious) Based on logic, in which I have an extremely pointless qualification, Ole has never lost a game as United manager therefore he can’t ever lose a game. Further evidence of this is his unbeaten managerial record in the Champions League. You can’t argue with reasoning like this because I will destroy you, possibly […]
EL: Rostov 1 – 1 United
Our exclusive fan poll after the game revealed that, of the 665 billion United fans around the world, over 70% would rather eat their own death than watch the second leg of this game. In other news, our Kickstarter to have this game struck from the records has been flagged by the financial ombudsman, as […]