June 2016

Case File #11: Suits You Sir Alex

Case File #11: Suits You Sir Alex

He may no longer play for United, but we have managed to get our grubby little hands on the archived, top-secret, investigations he undertook while he was still under our employment… At Manchester United, without regular football as a distraction, Micky Owen, with the help of side-kick Berba and spirit guide Eric provided the club […]

United 2 - 1 Liverpool

United 2 – 1 Liverpool

Was never in doubt was it? I got a text from Rob, my Liverpool supporting mate, asking, “Hold on. how u gunna come back from a winning position?”… It’s always nice to beat the baddies and it’s even nicer when you deserve it, not as if deserving it is integral to the better football narratives […]

United vs Liverpool

United vs Liverpool

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lehnert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets below their proper good ones… Iwan (@IwanLehnert): The manager has stated that Rooney is unfit ahead of […]

FAC: West Ham 2 - 2 United

FAC: West Ham 2 – 2 United

We’re a weird and fickle bunch aren’t we? and by ‘we’, I don’t mean ‘us’, I mean ‘you lot’, not ‘me’. The point I was making in my pre-match thing-me-bob rang true. Fans want everything, all the time and they’re not happy unless they’ve got it, unless they win in the last minute. When they’ve […]

Hutton dressed as Lahm

Hutton dressed as Lahm

 

FAC: West Ham v United

FAC: West Ham v United

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lehnert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets below their proper good ones… Iwan (@IwanLehnert): Ergh. Festive period, over. Work period, re-commenced. But how good […]

Wigan 0 - 4 United

Wigan 0 – 4 United

Last of the bullet point reviews, and copy and paste previews: normal service will resume after this … Oi! Who groaned?! I love RVP. I love Chicha. Our defence is best, when the best defence is picked (including De Gea). Ashley Young is overdue a real stinker. MOTM: Rafael.

United 2 - 0 West Brom

United 2 – 0 West Brom

Sticking with the bullet point theme: Good result. What? Yes, that’s it. MOTM: RVP. Just because.

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