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Swansea vs United

Swansea vs United

.  Benno (@Benglorious) Liverpool are funny. Not funny like a clown because clowns are winners. m   Opposition summary:  Research shows that Swansea are not from Belgium. Further research shows that they are something of a “bogey team” for Vangle. Further further research would tell me what “bogey team” means but they don’t call me […]

FAC (Replay): United vs Cambridge

  Benno (@Benglorious) I don’t know much about replays (nobody does) but I really don’t want to sit through that drab 0-0 again (nobody does), so why BT Sport are showing the game again, nobody does.  It would make more sense (the cup’s format, not that previous sentence) for the two teams involved to play […]

Leicester vs United

Leicester vs United

Benno (@Benglorious): “Lololololo Radamel Falcao!” Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that tens of thousands of people laughing at their club’s latest signing can’t be good for the player in question’s confidence.  This showed last Sunday as the poor bloke started his United career with zero goals.  Seeing as this is what he was hired […]

CL: United 1 – 1 Bayern Munich

    Tom (@Tom_McGhee): Worst. European. Game. Ever Cowardly tactics, betraying the United tradition. Stone-Age formation. £300K a week for Rooney? Disgraceful gamesmanship. Not that warm. . Ben (Benglorious): Best. European. Game. Ever!!! The tactics were spot on, befitting our underdog status and getting us a tidy result. Moyes’ formation choice was excellent, forcing the […]

United vs Liverpool

United vs Liverpool

  Liverpool Rob: Usually I steer well clear of Brett’s advances around this peculiarity in the football calendar. If he gets hold of me he asks me out on a date to watch the match, because, well, we’re friends and it doesn’t matter who wins (or loses). This year I’m happy to put that theory […]

CL: Bayer Leverkusen vs United

CL: Bayer Leverkusen vs United

Who was it who said Bayer Leverkusen’s great strength was in that they were very good at being passive? I’ll ruddy tell you … someone who obviously thinks they are above having a football mouth. That’s who. Have you ever heard the like of it?! I’d just skip this bit if I were you. Damn, […]

Cardiff vs United

Cardiff vs United

The Human League obviously foresaw Danny’s prolonged absence, when they penned their hit Tell Me When Will I See Danny Welbeck Again (You have to play it backwards, whilst walking counter-clockwise round a tree, in a church yard). I miss him. The good news is he’s so close to being back, I can smell him […]

CL: Real Sociedad vs United

CL: Real Sociedad vs United

Okay, no ‘Real Dad’ references this time. That doesn’t count. This is very, very, very serious… A bit of momentum is a wonderful thing, as we can testify being United fans and all. I’m fairly sure though that not even Moyes himself buys the party-line he’s been peddling, of us ‘being notorious slow starters, regardless […]

LC: United 4 - 0 Norwich

LC: United 4 – 0 Norwich

It’s nice that when I have nothing to say, I happen to follow people on twitter who say it best. Daniel Harris: Adnan Januzaj plays football like a man made of velvet. Paul off of the Rantcast: WE’RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE (cup) WE’RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE (cup) AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US AND […]

LC: United 1 - 0 Liverpool

LC: United 1 – 0 Liverpool

I was away in Madrid during this game, so am posting my post-match thoughts through the medium of the text conversations with Bifurcated David and Liverpool Rob… ME: *If you wanna text me  scores while I’m away, that woud be nice bX* BD: *Okay, if you’re sure* LR: *I wouldn’t be so cruel* ME **silence** […]

Stoke vs United

Stoke vs United

How would it feel if City were to catch us? Can you picture that in your mind’s eye? It’s nigh on ridiculous to entertain it, even for a second, but this game is so much more important than a glance down the fixture list a couple of weeks ago would have presented it as. Stoke […]

For Beautifully Red: Reinventing the Heel

For Beautifully Red: Reinventing the Heel

This was written for Beautifully Red, the United site dedicated to cataloguing the beautiful moments that might normally pass us by… These days in the Prem, when the ball flashes across the box a little behind the striker after an over-cooked cut back, or perhaps as the result of the attacking player mistiming their run towards the near […]

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