January 2017

And … it’s still not clear whether we are bad at being good, or just really bad at being good: Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Bahahahahaha fuck off city 2. see 1 3. I too enjoyed the seasonal spanking 4. And the football 5. Bit of blue or the dads there

(@Benglorious) After the amazing news this week of a new Bifurcated baby on the way, we’ve spent all day throwing Brett’s belongings into the dirty street to make room. His complaints that he still had months to go before its arrival fell on deaf ears, and we laughed so hard at his misfortune as we […]

Who is this jose mourinho character anyway guess we’ll never know !! Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I loved the probability bar, opens up a whole new dimension on ‘are we winning or not I can’t tell’ 2. I also loved Marcus Ashford who I named Goal Lord 3. Greenwood? More like GreenGood !! Doesn’t really […]

(@Benglorious) It’s been a while but we’re back, baby. It may be half-hearted and lacklustre but that’s branding for you. It’s all about those clicks and numbers, bro. I could tell you what we’ve been doing during our recent hiatus, but then Paul would know how he lost his blue tick. Love him or hate […]

Desmond etc… Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I slept through the whole game. I even woke up at half time but then ell asleep again. Can recommend as a superior viewing experience. 2. I watched part of it but then thought cooking would be better 3. I was right 4. Seconded 5. Why is […]