United vs Spurs
Benno (@Benglorious)
To the lads;
Hotel
is amazing. Weather is brilliant. Went snorkelling today and saw a big ray thing. What was the score in the Arsenal game? Hope Angel did the business after my amazing preview. Did you know that they play football here in Jamaica but they use a smaller ball and hit it with a bat and call it ‘cricket’? Weird, eh? Miss you guys. Hope we get Liverpool in the cup and stuff them. See you next Tuesday.
Benno x x x x
p.s. I did a picture thing before I left but have no idea if he plays for United or not. Stick it after this and say he likes, I don’t know; chips, Kerplunk and Avatar. Paul won’t know.
Tom (@tom_mcghee)
Yeah so like Paul was flying this plane and avoiding like all these missiles and Terry was right next to him in a helicopter going all ‘BUKKA BUKKA’ with his missiles and Josh and I were like all ‘PEW PEW’ with our guns in the prison and then we were all like “whoa! lets get out of here guys!” and then like we did and then we had to escape in the plane that Paul had and it kept knocking me over and I was all like “Paul, stop knocking me over!!” and Paul was like all “I’m not knocking you over!!” and we were all like “LOL” and Terry was still like ‘BUKKA BUKKA’ with machine guns and missiles still and then we finally escaped and then we were all like in the apartment and doing all high-fives and that and it was OMG amazing.
Jamaica is for amateurs.
Prediction: other heists can only be harder but boy they sure are fun. I haven’t mentioned the match because I no longer believe in football. Why is “match” in capitals and red?
Brett (@bifurcated_mufc)
Dear Bob,
Hotel is where I work. Weather is outside. Really hope you didn’t drown when you went snorkelling. That would be a big shame for some people. Probably. Danny didn’t mute his celebration so we won 1 moral to zero. Angel did the business that your preview deserved. That version of football sounds cruel. The bat would sense the pain coming in advance too; so that’s mental cruelty aswell. Double cruel. Druel. Miss you being off Twitter, like you were for those couple of days at the very start of your holiday. See you next TueHEY! you mean to say that I’m going to see you again?!
Try more snorkelling.
Brett x0x0x0x
p.s. Hope you spellchecked snorkelling, cos I just copied and pasted from yours.
p.p.s I didn’t spellcheck spellchecked either lol.
Prediction: Four fag breaks. A few complaints about the small bathrooms. One about a cold room on the 5th floor. One about the noise from the room next door. 13 Taxis to the train station. 3 to the airport. 2 to the bus station. One to the shopping centre. 3-2 United.
