Stoke vs. United
@Benglorious) City 5-0 Liverpool. The prosecution rests, M’Lud. Prediction: Me to finally realise that prosecution does NOT mean the same as electrocution. Unless it does. Ain’t nobody got no time to check these facts. Lukaku to gain an audience with Jabba by mind-tricking Bib Fortuna who is actually Peter Crouch. 4-0 United. m (@tom_mcghee) ‘You […]
West Brom vs. United
Benno (@Benglorious) Fifteen wins in a row has put us right back in contention to win some trophy or other that we weren’t in contention to win at some previous point in history. Seriously though, there can’t be too many games left, can there? Christ, I hope not. I can’t take much more of this. Opposition […]
Crystal Palace vs United
Ben (Benglorious): So (checks fixture list), Crystal Palace, eh? I really was unsure who we were supposed to be playing. That’s not apathy on my part towards the rest of our so far atrocious season. It genuinely feels like our last game was six months ago. I vaguely recall no goals in a game […]
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