Postgame

EL: Astana 2 - 1 United

EL: Astana 2 – 1 United

United 3 - 3 United

United 3 – 3 United

Still not sure if we are good and bad or just bad and good. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Analysis 11245411521 2. 6 3. M0urinh0 4. 707 8635 707  

United 3 -1 Brighton

United 3 -1 Brighton

Brett still in Edinburgh so  bite us.

EL: United 3 - 0 Partizan Belgrade

EL: United 3 – 0 Partizan Belgrade

Bournemouth 1 - 0 United

Bournemouth 1 – 0 United

Are we good or bad? guess we’ll never know. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. We really are fucking shit 2. Ole started his United managerial career on a wing and a prayer but now his wings are on fire and his prayers have been answered. By Satan. 3. I enjoyed the bits I didn’t […]

Bournemouth vs. United

Bournemouth vs. United

  (@Benglorious) Still think we’re gonna jinx us by doing a preview. Prediction: Halle Berry to win it with a last-gasp header. 0-0 United.  M  (@tom_mcghee) Born Free >>>>> Jason Bourne >>>>> Jason and the Argonauts >>> Born Mouth Spider-Man: Far from home (2019) Couldn’t enjoy it because of what Scorsese and Coppola said just […]

ELC: Chelsea 1 - 2 United

ELC: Chelsea 1 – 2 United

3 games into our 18 month unbeaten run that gets us all the trophies and everything is going to Ole’s plan. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I just watched Mad Max. Not one single person read a book in the whole film. 2. Well he is mad !! 3. Never heard of it tbh […]

Norwich 1 – 3 United

And so the unbeaten run to all the trophies begins…   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Someone needs to tell us penalties are supposed to ‘penalise’ the other team.

EL: Partizan Belgrade 0 - 1 United

EL: Partizan Belgrade 0 – 1 United

United 1 - 1 Liverpool

United 1 – 1 Liverpool

Probably got slaughtered so didn’t watch it. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. The Joker’s real name is Arthur for some reason 2. I learned nothing  

Newcastle United 1 - 0 United

Newcastle United 1 – 0 United

This game brought to mind that famous trip to the toon, when Cantona shanked a scrappy away goal, after we’d played so bad in a really poor game minus the goal and plus one for them and Eric is young and ginger and also plays for them, and the goal is better and from a […]

EL: AZ Alkmaar 0 - 0 United

EL: AZ Alkmaar 0 – 0 United

New. Lows. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Made the Arsenal game look like the treble season 2. “moribund” – Phillip Parsons, The Times 3. It was a lot like a lot of Simpsons jokes 4. Sherlock and his father have a very tense relationship 5. There’s definitely blame on both sides

Bi-Mark: Footballiversity

Bi-Benno: Where Are They Right Now..?

Bi-Konny: Michael Owen Reads Mean Tweets...

BifOtherStuffted

Archive