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City 3 - 1 United

City 3 – 1 United

UCL: Juventus 1 - 2 United

UCL: Juventus 1 – 2 United

Bournemouth 1 - 2 United

Bournemouth 1 – 2 United

United 2 - 1 Everton

United 2 – 1 Everton

UCL: United 0 - 1 Juventus

UCL: United 0 – 1 Juventus

Chelsea 2 - 2 United

Chelsea 2 – 2 United

United 3 - 2 Newcastle

United 3 – 2 Newcastle

  Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I learnt nothing. I actually unlearnt stuff I thought I knew ie what the fuck was that game? 2. Pogba was great second half. I feel like I should say this because I moan about him so much. 3. Making Lukaku a CB will be Jose’s last great […]

UCL: United 0 - 0 Valencia

UCL: United 0 – 0 Valencia

Re-building Fortress OT one brick at a time.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. 0 2. 0

West Ham 3 - 1 United

West Ham 3 – 1 United

So proud. Another none-loss at OT. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. You can make Febreze with fabric softener and water mixed in a spray bottle. 2. Beginning to think Jose Mourinho isn’t the brilliant tactician I thought he was [insert homer running in circles on the ground gif or don’t who fucking cares] 3. […]

CC: United 2 - 2 Derby

CC: United 2 – 2 Derby

Great to see we avoided defeat at OT. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Sometimes you just have to call a draw a draw. 2. What penalties?!  

United 1 - 1 Wolves

United 1 – 1 Wolves

Proof if were needed that we are exactly the same as City. They drew 1-1 with Wolves. We drew 1-1 with Wolves. The same. Exactly the same. Same. The English Premier League Table needs to get it’s act together and sort it out. SAME. Here’s another 5 things we learned: 1. I very legit cannot […]

CL: Young Boys 0 - 3 United

CL: Young Boys 0 – 3 United

United’s Champions’ League campaign got off to a start as the first game was played of United’s Champions’ League campaign at the start of the Champions’ League campaign.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Plastic pitches get stitches 2. Heard the goals were good 3. Love that Shaman song 4. Love how that a […]

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