Watford 2 – 0 United
Danny?! Injured?! No. Way. Ole sign him up. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I’m glad I didn’t try bunch of abso cunts 2. Glad that helped my hangover 3. ffs
City 1 – 2 United
And … it’s still not clear whether we are bad at being good, or just really bad at being good: Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Bahahahahaha fuck off city 2. see 1 3. I too enjoyed the seasonal spanking 4. And the football 5. Bit of blue or the dads there
United vs. Jose
Who is this jose mourinho character anyway guess we’ll never know !! Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I loved the probability bar, opens up a whole new dimension on ‘are we winning or not I can’t tell’ 2. I also loved Marcus Ashford who I named Goal Lord 3. Greenwood? More like GreenGood !! Doesn’t really […]
United 2 – 2 Aston
Desmond etc… Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I slept through the whole game. I even woke up at half time but then ell asleep again. Can recommend as a superior viewing experience. 2. I watched part of it but then thought cooking would be better 3. I was right 4. Seconded 5. Why is […]