Ah, football. It’s been too long. Or not long enough if you’re United fans like us. At least I think we’re United fans. Most people are unsure about our allegiances at the best of times and now we’ve reached a point where even we don’t know anymore. Anyway, with Lukaku banging in the goals we should have nothing to fear from this poor excuse of a United team.
Opposition Summary: Manchester United used to be amazing. I should know – I come from the past and back then I could tell they were amazing because everyone said they were amazing. They play in red shirts and have a lot of money from advertising.
Prediction: Everyone to come out with their batteries recharged and mentalities fired up after the awesome and educational international break. Goals for both sides and maybe even a late winner from the surprise third team involved. Grrrrrrr football. 0-0 United.
Mashford and Rartial innit. Made that up on my own. This is Brett.
Rartial and Mashford (2027)
Rartial gets the girl. Mashford gets the girl. That aside, pretty good.
Prediction: Rartial gets the girl. Mashford gets the girl. But like in a geordie accent innit, cos before. United goals tally Everton goals tally.
I spent the International Break saying ‘Space Ghetto’ in an American accent. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH did it again.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH and again.
Had a relatively successful week romantically, cos nothing even remotely romantic happened. This is progress.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH again. Never. Gets. Boring.
Tried reading a book on the Nine Bedevilments of Advancement to borrow some a jokes, but got distracted by eating an apple.
Prediction: BAHAactually just got a bit boring. 0-0 United.