United vs. Everton

INT-AM CH WS90,ES90 Benno von der Schwarzen Heide Benno (@Benglorious)

Ah, football. It’s been too long. Or not long enough if you’re United fans like us. At least I think we’re United fans. Most people are unsure about our allegiances at the best of times and now we’ve reached a point where even we don’t know anymore. Anyway, with Lukaku banging in the goals we should have nothing to fear from this poor excuse of a United team.

Opposition Summary: Manchester United used to be amazing. I should know – I come from the past and back then I could tell they were amazing because everyone said they were amazing. They play in red shirts and have a lot of money from advertising. 

 

Prediction: Everyone to come out with their batteries recharged and mentalities fired up after the awesome and educational international break. Goals for both sides and maybe even a late winner from the surprise third team involved. Grrrrrrr football. 0-0 United.

 

Fesh Tom (@tom_mcghee)

Mashford and Rartial innit. Made that up on my own. This is Brett.

Film Preview:

Rartial and Mashford (2027)

Rartial gets the girl. Mashford gets the girl. That aside, pretty good.

Prediction: Rartial gets the girl. Mashford gets the girl. But like in a geordie accent innit, cos before. United goals tally Everton goals tally.

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 Brett(@ttackattackattack)

I spent the International Break saying ‘Space Ghetto’ in an American accent. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH did it again.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH and again.

Had a relatively successful week romantically, cos nothing even remotely romantic happened. This is progress.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH again. Never. Gets. Boring.

Tried reading a book on the Nine Bedevilments of Advancement to borrow some a jokes, but got distracted by eating an apple.

Prediction: BAHAactually just got a bit boring. 0-0 United.

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