Everybody’s away this weekend so I’m in charge even though I’m also not here. This means I have to write theirs as well as mine. Just a normal match day then.
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Opposition summary: Southampton is downhill from Manchester, so they always have an uphill struggle against us.
Prediction: Vangle to stop messing around with possession and just go for all out goals. In fact, there’ll be so many goals that every Fantasy Football team will first implode, then explode, and the BBC vidiprinter will run out of ink for the first time in two hundred and thirty years. GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. 0-0 United.
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The greatest film of all time in the opinion of Tom McGhee (which is who I am) is Dunston Checks In, closely followed by Men In Black 2. I ruddy love Will Smith.
Prediction: 2 goals for Manchester to zero goals for Southampton. 0-0 United.
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The actual greatest film of all time is Timecop. *drops mic* My name is Brett and this is my opinion about films but please don’t talk to me about it if you ever meet me.
Prediction: 2 goals for Manchester to zero goals for Southampton. 0-0 United.
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