Alan Shearer

Euro 2016: England 1 - 2 Iceland

Euro 2016: England 1 – 2 Iceland

  We all saw the match, we all saw Hodgson throw himself off a pre-arranged cliff and we all saw Alan Shearer versus Danny Baker in the I’m The Most Disappointed England Fan-off, but have you seen what some of the brightest football minds of our generation thought about plucky England’s capitulation? Please let us […]

United vs Newcastle

United vs Newcastle

Tom (@Tom_McGhee): I haven’t done one because I don’t work on Jesus Birthday but I’m sick of these two putting words in my mouth something something Optimus Prime something Star Wars something Nasri for Rooney. I don’t know why this is in bold band massive. Prediction: Font changes back to…smaller….Some goals are either scored or not scored […]

Fare Thee Well Sir Michael of Owen

Fare Thee Well Sir Michael of Owen

Football has a way of screwing with time. I know this because of one simple fact: I’m older than Michael Owen. Insane isn’t it? How could this have happened? I was only a teenager when he started gleefully rubbing his hands together on my telly. It’s just not right. I didn’t used to like Michael […]

Bi-Mark: Footballiversity

Bi-Benno: Where Are They Right Now..?

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