James Wilson

Benno (@Benglorious) After being forced to make a grovelling apology to the entire writer’s room at Bifurcated Towers for my serious preview last week (THAT WAS THE JOKE FFS), I am pleased to confirm that normal comedy service will be resumed this week after all my internet privileges were revoked and four of my fingers […]

Benno (@Benglorious) Yeovil is a very interesting word, etymologically (check that this is the word one and not the insect one) speaking.  Yeo-Vil.  Anyone who’s everyone knows that “vil” stems from “ville” so it must mean “town“, and no-one who’s someone has seen Brian De Palma’s Scarface (1983) so we all know what “Yeo” has its roots in.  In summation; […]

Benno (@Benglorious): They’re all there without me.  All of them going to the game, to be followed by the biggest Twitter meet-up since the 1998 World Cup final.  I bet there’s jokes and laughing.  Everyone will be laughing and riding and cornholing except Benno.  I didn’t want to go anyway.  I love Christmas shopping far too […]

Didn’t I tell you I wasn’t saying anything else about football this season? Well, what are you here for then?! If I was going to say anything it would be about Yourmanja Vidic but I’ve got an article to write on him for someone else more important than myself (doesn’t really narrow it down); and […]